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Klipmaballs 

When you're receiving head and the bitch bites yo dick off.
Malik suffered a major injury

Malik: Oh ya, keep sucking that shit.
Jazmine: Oh you'll see...
Malik: What was that??
Jazmine: *bites it off
Malik: AHHHH BITCH U Klipmaballs WHAT THE FU...
Jazmine: Don't cheat next time
Malik: SOMEONE HELPP!!!
Related Words
Klikm • klik • Klim • Klimas • klimon • klimt • klikklak • klimathianakis • klimbop • klimentina
A slang variant of Kilometer, first used by Artillery Division Marines in Vietnam.

The term originates from the sights of a Field Artillery gun, which were set to Kilometers, and when changed made a "Klik" sound. Eventually, this onomatopoeia, when combined with Kilometer, was turned into Military slang.

Currently, the term has fallen out of use with Artillery divisions, as their sighting systems no longer make clicking noises, but it has come to be used in almost every US Military service in some fashion or another, and has become a standard military term.

see: Click, and Klick.
"Confirmed NVA contacts, 30 Kliks out, Captain. Bracket those Charlie bastards, and Bring the Rain."

"We've got two Kliks to extract point Whiskey. We go double-time, and we might make it in time to catch a ride Stateside. Ooh-Rah."
Klik by Herr Jaeger November 21, 2011

The Klimek 

The act of driving an excessive amount of time to meet someone (preferably through the internet) to only find out their original description is not physically accurate and still engaging in intercourse.
Steven: I can't believe Frank drove 5 hours to meet that chick and she ended up being 300lb.

Nick: Damn, what did he do?

Steven: I fucked her and came back.

Nick: Ahh, pulled The Klimek. . .
The Klimek by Dr.Smushmortion November 14, 2011
Verb;
A state of hyperactive brainstorming combined with manic tendencies
"Holy shit, how are you thinking of all these schemes? You're being Kligmanic."
Kligmanic by Joel K January 25, 2005
Klisman is a unusual name from Germany. There were a mafia boss also called Klisman.
Klisman
Klisman by Klisman July 27, 2020
Those who "klik". Kliking is the action of making games and applications though the use of software created by Clickteam, makers of klik&play, The Games Factory, Jamagic, and Multimedia Fusion.
Dude, you're a kliker? Hook me up with some of that shibby software, man!
Kliker by David Kolibaba February 2, 2004
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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