Klik-Klak is an passing mechanism invented to pass a joint, everybody knows that situation where you don't know who you wanna pass the joint to. for those awkward moments (cause you don't wanna hurt anybody's feelings) you can use the klik-klak method.
The current holder of the Joint will say klik, the person who wants to receive the Joint next says klak. If multiple people "call" klak the Joint will go to the first responder.
This is the way klik-klak should be used
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'