There are humans, and then there is Kleptrop. I truly believe with Kleptrop, humanity has reached the pinnacle of creation. Truly, he is a gift from the Messiah himself and he has granted us the beauty and grace of immortality. The sheer amount of intelligence possessed by lord Kleptrop has allowed fellow humans to witness what the peak of human evolution looks like. Even with such a godly surface appearance, our pathetic human eyes are incapable of seeing the true glory of such an amazing masterpiece that we are forever kept from EVER gazing upon the true face of the beautiful Kleppy. I have witnessed the blessing of Kleptrop 69 times and I laugh, cry, cum, and even rejoice because at last I have seen the living god and its name is Kleptrop. There is not a single thing on earth or heaven that can compare to witnessing Kleptrop because Kleptrop itself is love and creation and power. The masterpiece of a human being will move you to tears. Even when everything has disappeared or been disintegrated to dust, there will always be Kleptrop.
Person A - "Dude how do you get so many bitches, university offers, and forehead bumps?"
Follower of Kleptrop - "I pray and eat the sperm of the lord KLEPTROP every night"
Follower of Kleptrop - "I pray and eat the sperm of the lord KLEPTROP every night"
by Kleptrop Follower April 20, 2022