Kleptrop 

There are humans, and then there is Kleptrop. I truly believe with Kleptrop, humanity has reached the pinnacle of creation. Truly, he is a gift from the Messiah himself and he has granted us the beauty and grace of immortality. The sheer amount of intelligence possessed by lord Kleptrop has allowed fellow humans to witness what the peak of human evolution looks like. Even with such a godly surface appearance, our pathetic human eyes are incapable of seeing the true glory of such an amazing masterpiece that we are forever kept from EVER gazing upon the true face of the beautiful Kleppy. I have witnessed the blessing of Kleptrop 69 times and I laugh, cry, cum, and even rejoice because at last I have seen the living god and its name is Kleptrop. There is not a single thing on earth or heaven that can compare to witnessing Kleptrop because Kleptrop itself is love and creation and power. The masterpiece of a human being will move you to tears. Even when everything has disappeared or been disintegrated to dust, there will always be Kleptrop.

Person A - "Dude how do you get so many bitches, university offers, and forehead bumps?"
Follower of Kleptrop - "I pray and eat the sperm of the lord KLEPTROP every night"

Kleptrop by Kleptrop Follower April 20, 2022

Kleptopreneur

An entrepreneur who creates a company based on a flawed business model or fraudulent technology solely for the purpose of enriching themselves via salary, rent paid to self, travel, etc. Usually exhibits pathological narcissism, megalomania, delusions of grandeur, inability to experience empathy, inability to tell the truth.

That guy who just presented his idiotic solar cryptocurrency business plan has to be a kleptopreneur because there is no other way to explain his business model.

Kleptopreneur by Geonotsostellar January 13, 2019

Kleptophilia

A kleptomaniac who has an unhealthy, sexual compulsion to cum on the objects that they steal.

When I discovered that all the stolen merchandise was covered in a sticky substance, i realized that we weren't just dealing with Kleptomania, but also....Kleptophilia.

Kleptophilia by Randy Farris April 26, 2011

kleptophobe

One who has the fear of being stolen from

Georgie became a kleptophobe because other kids stole from him in grade school

kleptophobe by PlushyG September 13, 2014

Kleptopal 

A friend who takes your stuff without asking and claims to never have seen it, or leaving an item in their house/car when you ask if they have it they say no, and you end up finding out they really did have it(either because they used it in front of you and they're so stupid they forgot OR you just randomly see it with their things).

Sara: Omg, Michelle is such a kleptopal! I went to a party last week with her and I left my lip gloss in her car, and when I asked her if she had it she said I lost it while I was drunk, and I know she totally had it!

Ashley: What? how did you know she had it?

Sara: Dumb hoe used it right in front of me the very next day!

Kleptopal by staynkhoe March 16, 2011

Kleptophiliac 

A Abnormality/Mental disorder which involves stealing items from shops (Shoplifting) when a person does not actually need the item. But does it because they have the desire. Usually they find the feeling of stealing as satisfying as an Orgasm.

"Lucy is such a Kleptophiliac. She finds shop lifting better then Sex."

Kleptophiliac by Itwontletmepickaname April 18, 2006

Kleptophile 

A person who’s a thieving cunt (See Kleptophilia).

So, fuck off Finlay Thomson, you look like Boris Johnson, you’re a Kleptophile!

Kleptophile by FuckTheMags6InARow March 10, 2018