Kleptophile
Kleptophile by FuckTheMags6InARow March 10, 2018
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Kleptophilia
When I discovered that all the stolen merchandise was covered in a sticky substance, i realized that we weren't just dealing with Kleptomania, but also....Kleptophilia.
Kleptophilia by Randy Farris April 26, 2011
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Kleptophiliac
A Abnormality/Mental disorder which involves stealing items from shops (Shoplifting) when a person does not actually need the item. But does it because they have the desire. Usually they find the feeling of stealing as satisfying as an Orgasm.
Kleptophiliac by Itwontletmepickaname April 18, 2006
Kleptophobe
An individual who is hateful, judgmental, or prejudiced against Kleptics (similar to homophobes or transphobes).
I stole a gift for my sister the other day and she was pissed. What an unappreciative little kleptophobe.
Kleptophobe by wackywolfao August 16, 2021
Ketophile
A person who mostly eats keto snacks or food, and is always talking about their keto diet and keto lifestyle, always when no one ever asks or cares about keto
#1: man I hate that Ron is always on about “keto this, and keto that.”
#2: yeah, that guys such a ketophile
#2: yeah, that guys such a ketophile
Ketophile by CockinsBurg September 29, 2021
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