Kleptophile

A person who’s a thieving cunt (See Kleptophilia).

So, fuck off Finlay Thomson, you look like Boris Johnson, you’re a Kleptophile!

by FuckTheMags6InARow March 10, 2018

Kleptophilia

A kleptomaniac who has an unhealthy, sexual compulsion to cum on the objects that they steal.

When I discovered that all the stolen merchandise was covered in a sticky substance, i realized that we weren't just dealing with Kleptomania, but also....Kleptophilia.

by Randy Farris April 26, 2011

kleptophobe

One who has the fear of being stolen from

Georgie became a kleptophobe because other kids stole from him in grade school

by PlushyG September 13, 2014

Kleptophiliac

A Abnormality/Mental disorder which involves stealing items from shops (Shoplifting) when a person does not actually need the item. But does it because they have the desire. Usually they find the feeling of stealing as satisfying as an Orgasm.

"Lucy is such a Kleptophiliac. She finds shop lifting better then Sex."

by Itwontletmepickaname April 18, 2006

Kleptophobe

An individual who is hateful, judgmental, or prejudiced against Kleptics (similar to homophobes or transphobes).

I stole a gift for my sister the other day and she was pissed. What an unappreciative little kleptophobe.

by wackywolfao August 16, 2021

kleptophobe

one who abominates stealing.

I am a kleptophobe.

by uttam maharjan October 21, 2010

Ketophile

A person who mostly eats keto snacks or food, and is always talking about their keto diet and keto lifestyle, always when no one ever asks or cares about keto

#1: man I hate that Ron is always on about “keto this, and keto that.”

#2: yeah, that guys such a ketophile

by CockinsBurg September 29, 2021