Kleptophilia

A kleptomaniac who has an unhealthy, sexual compulsion to cum on the objects that they steal.

When I discovered that all the stolen merchandise was covered in a sticky substance, i realized that we weren't just dealing with Kleptomania, but also....Kleptophilia.

Kleptophilia by Randy Farris April 26, 2011

kleptosophilia 

The fetish of sleeping with people who will steal from you and leave unnoticed.

-Yo my gurl Soph slept with some nigga in a yellow sweata and he left in the a.m. with her cash and cards.

-She's sucha kleptosophilia.
-Hurd she still snappin' his ass though.
-Now that's just desparate

kleptosophilia by addindefsandshit June 4, 2014

Kleptophiliac 

A Abnormality/Mental disorder which involves stealing items from shops (Shoplifting) when a person does not actually need the item. But does it because they have the desire. Usually they find the feeling of stealing as satisfying as an Orgasm.

"Lucy is such a Kleptophiliac. She finds shop lifting better then Sex."

Kleptophiliac by Itwontletmepickaname April 18, 2006

Kleptophile 

A person who’s a thieving cunt (See Kleptophilia).

So, fuck off Finlay Thomson, you look like Boris Johnson, you’re a Kleptophile!

Kleptophile by FuckTheMags6InARow March 10, 2018

kleptophobia 

Fear of stealing.
Can also be spelled "Cleptophobia"

Terry: Hey, you wanna go steal some alcohol from Wal*Mart?

Leon: I-I dunno, man *violently shakes like a pussy* I have Kleptophobia

kleptophobia by TerryKawve May 8, 2015

Kleptophobia 

A form of bigotry or prejudice towards Kleptics or Kleptomaniacs (similar to homophobia or transphobia).

I visited that really busy walmart downtown the other day and there were SO many cameras and employees everywhere. The place reeked of kleptophobia.

Kleptophobia by wackywolfao August 16, 2021

Kleptophobia 

An unfounded fear or dread of stealing,either intentionally or unintentionally.Usually but not always accompanied by profuse sweating and heightened paranoia.

I think I might be suffering from kleptophobia because I'm so afraid of borrowing other people's things.

Kleptophobia by Doctor ploptus November 22, 2019