Kleptophilia
When I discovered that all the stolen merchandise was covered in a sticky substance, i realized that we weren't just dealing with Kleptomania, but also....Kleptophilia.
Kleptophilia by Randy Farris April 26, 2011
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kleptosophilia
-Yo my gurl Soph slept with some nigga in a yellow sweata and he left in the a.m. with her cash and cards.
-She's sucha kleptosophilia.
-Hurd she still snappin' his ass though.
-Now that's just desparate
-She's sucha kleptosophilia.
-Hurd she still snappin' his ass though.
-Now that's just desparate
kleptosophilia by addindefsandshit June 4, 2014
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Kleptophiliac
A Abnormality/Mental disorder which involves stealing items from shops (Shoplifting) when a person does not actually need the item. But does it because they have the desire. Usually they find the feeling of stealing as satisfying as an Orgasm.
Kleptophiliac by Itwontletmepickaname April 18, 2006
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Kleptophile by FuckTheMags6InARow March 10, 2018
kleptophobia
Terry: Hey, you wanna go steal some alcohol from Wal*Mart?
Leon: I-I dunno, man *violently shakes like a pussy* I have Kleptophobia
Leon: I-I dunno, man *violently shakes like a pussy* I have Kleptophobia
kleptophobia by TerryKawve May 8, 2015
Kleptophobia
A form of bigotry or prejudice towards Kleptics or Kleptomaniacs (similar to homophobia or transphobia).
I visited that really busy walmart downtown the other day and there were SO many cameras and employees everywhere. The place reeked of kleptophobia.
Kleptophobia by wackywolfao August 16, 2021
Kleptophobia
An unfounded fear or dread of stealing,either intentionally or unintentionally.Usually but not always accompanied by profuse sweating and heightened paranoia.
I think I might be suffering from kleptophobia because I'm so afraid of borrowing other people's things.
Kleptophobia by Doctor ploptus November 22, 2019
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