Kleptopenis

1. The art of stealing ones man

2. The process where one subconsciously cuts off a man's penis

1. This bitch Maria finds being a kleptopenis to be her best hobby. She

don't know what's coming to her if she comes near my man.

2. Matt was rushed to the hospital when George, his kleptopenis roommate, cut off his man meat.

by Mrs.Meaty January 1, 2018