1. This bitch Maria finds being a kleptopenis to be her best hobby. She
don't know what's coming to her if she comes near my man.
2. Matt was rushed to the hospital when George, his kleptopenis roommate, cut off his man meat.
don't know what's coming to her if she comes near my man.
2. Matt was rushed to the hospital when George, his kleptopenis roommate, cut off his man meat.
by Mrs.Meaty January 1, 2018
Get the Kleptopenis mug.The Act of subconsciously stealing pens, chewing and drooling on the caps. Then, once realized that there is enough lubrication, massage and eventually penetrate the brown eye for anal masturbation purposes. This may be done by going to town on one's self or a gay friend.
Pater: "That tosser Ken is such a kleptobeniac".
Andrew: Yae I know, I hear Scott walked in on him in the act. Then, he was bragging about Ken going straight kleptoBenia on his ass and how they executed a synchronized Kleptobeniation.
Andrew: Yae I know, I hear Scott walked in on him in the act. Then, he was bragging about Ken going straight kleptoBenia on his ass and how they executed a synchronized Kleptobeniation.
by cheeser696 May 13, 2011
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an irresistible impulse to steal only aluminum coins which are the basic unit of currency in Japan.
Kleptoyeniacs are harmless everywhere, except for Japan or if you've just returned from a foreign exchange point (with yen of course).
kleptomaniac
-noun
1.
a person who has kleptoyenia.
–adjective
2.
of, pertaining to, or characteristic of kleptoyenia or a kleptoyeniac.
Kleptoyeniacs are harmless everywhere, except for Japan or if you've just returned from a foreign exchange point (with yen of course).
kleptomaniac
-noun
1.
a person who has kleptoyenia.
–adjective
2.
of, pertaining to, or characteristic of kleptoyenia or a kleptoyeniac.
The yen nicking over there is clearly a case of kleptoyenia since what he nabbed isn't worth a thing here in Barbados
by pandaninja May 12, 2011
Get the kleptoyenia mug.Definition 1: Someone who purposely goes to hospitals just to steal old/sick peoples piss.
Definition 2: Someone who will do anything to steal piss from anyone.
Definition 2: Someone who will do anything to steal piss from anyone.
Nurse 1 : "GOD DAMN IT LINDA, WE TOLD YOU TO NEVER COME BACK, STOP STEALING THE OLD PEOPLES PISS."
Nurse 2 : "SEE, I TOLD YOU SHE'S A LITTLE KLEPTOPISSER."
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Boy 1: "Did you hear about that new serial killer?"
Girl 1: "Yeah.. They kill people then steal their piss."
Boy 2: "Sounds like a Kleptopisser to me."
Nurse 2 : "SEE, I TOLD YOU SHE'S A LITTLE KLEPTOPISSER."
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Boy 1: "Did you hear about that new serial killer?"
Girl 1: "Yeah.. They kill people then steal their piss."
Boy 2: "Sounds like a Kleptopisser to me."
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Hunt, steal, hang on, steal some more. Bears in Yellowstone hunt with wolves...like good buds, then steal their elk kill, failing to invite them to dinner.
Hunt, steal, hang on, steal some more. Bears in Yellowstone hunt with wolves...like good buds, then steal their elk kill, failing to invite them to dinner.
bitches be too!
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my ex was into that...
kleptoparisitism.
took my heart, clamped on my ass, too... like a fucking deer tick... until she also drained my wallet! Bitch.
Oh, well. Its a new word for a new year!
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my ex was into that...
kleptoparisitism.
took my heart, clamped on my ass, too... like a fucking deer tick... until she also drained my wallet! Bitch.
Oh, well. Its a new word for a new year!
by Logged_A_Few_Miles January 1, 2022
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