Kleptopenis 

1. The art of stealing ones man

2. The process where one subconsciously cuts off a man's penis

1. This bitch Maria finds being a kleptopenis to be her best hobby. She

don't know what's coming to her if she comes near my man.

2. Matt was rushed to the hospital when George, his kleptopenis roommate, cut off his man meat.

Kleptopenis by Mrs.Meaty January 1, 2018

kleptoBenia 

The Act of subconsciously stealing pens, chewing and drooling on the caps. Then, once realized that there is enough lubrication, massage and eventually penetrate the brown eye for anal masturbation purposes. This may be done by going to town on one's self or a gay friend.

Pater: "That tosser Ken is such a kleptobeniac".

Andrew: Yae I know, I hear Scott walked in on him in the act. Then, he was bragging about Ken going straight kleptoBenia on his ass and how they executed a synchronized Kleptobeniation.

kleptoBenia by cheeser696 May 13, 2011

kleptoyenia 

an irresistible impulse to steal only aluminum coins which are the basic unit of currency in Japan.

Kleptoyeniacs are harmless everywhere, except for Japan or if you've just returned from a foreign exchange point (with yen of course).

kleptomaniac
-noun
1.
a person who has kleptoyenia.
–adjective
2.
of, pertaining to, or characteristic of kleptoyenia or a kleptoyeniac.

The yen nicking over there is clearly a case of kleptoyenia since what he nabbed isn't worth a thing here in Barbados

kleptoyenia by pandaninja May 12, 2011

Kleptopisser 

Definition 1: Someone who purposely goes to hospitals just to steal old/sick peoples piss.
Definition 2: Someone who will do anything to steal piss from anyone.

Nurse 1 : "GOD DAMN IT LINDA, WE TOLD YOU TO NEVER COME BACK, STOP STEALING THE OLD PEOPLES PISS."
Nurse 2 : "SEE, I TOLD YOU SHE'S A LITTLE KLEPTOPISSER."
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Boy 1: "Did you hear about that new serial killer?"
Girl 1: "Yeah.. They kill people then steal their piss."
Boy 2: "Sounds like a Kleptopisser to me."

Kleptopisser by Ichokedonarasin August 20, 2023

kleptopeniac 

An irresistible urge to steal pens.

Toni's a kleptopeniac, she's got like 17 pens in her purse.

kleptopeniac by Missylynn11 May 5, 2023

Kleptopenomania 

Uncontrollable urge to steal pens, usually unknowingly.

"I think I have Kleptopenomania, I have a purse full of pens and don't know where they came from."

Kleptopenomania by Middayfog January 8, 2015

Kleptoparisitism 

kleptoparisitism

Hunt, steal, hang on, steal some more. Bears in Yellowstone hunt with wolves...like good buds, then steal their elk kill, failing to invite them to dinner.

bitches be too!
...
my ex was into that...

kleptoparisitism.

took my heart, clamped on my ass, too... like a fucking deer tick... until she also drained my wallet! Bitch.

Oh, well. Its a new word for a new year!

Kleptoparisitism by Logged_A_Few_Miles January 1, 2022