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Kjelleren 

Kjelleren is the place where knut Hermann lives. The place is mostly famous for all the gunshots in the walls, and of course the poor knut hermann himself.

Kjelleren Was buildt by gunn and was used as a crematorium during ww2 and was later turned into a torture chamber for knut hermann. kjelleren is said to be protected with the same walls used in Alcatraz, and with a door that is 1 meter thick.

No one escapes kjelleren.
Ah man school feels kinda like kjelleren!

I wonder if anyone is gonna escape kjelleren
Kjelleren by HaterBortennis69 August 11, 2020
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That woman is upper class, and wanted - she is a Kelleen.
Kelleen by HOTGreek August 9, 2021

Kellered 

Engaging in or witnessing sexual interactions involving ocular enthusiast and foremost god of gay porn, Colby Keller.

Results include being overcome by a combination of lust, awe, emotional fulfillment, and mild to moderate asphyxia. Similar to the experience of eating a large and lovely cake.
Tommy has had a spring in his step since he got Kellered last Tuesday.
Kellered by I saw penis March 7, 2014

Hellen Kellered 

The level of drunkenness one reaches when he/she is blacked out and is no longer able to pronunciate words in any sort of fashion. In other words the persons are blind / deaf / dumb.
Sir Tommy Pickles: Dude, check out Roxy! She's hitting on everyone, falling all over the place and I can't even understand a word she's saying.

Mo'Nasty: I know dude! She is completely "Hellen Kellered" right now.
Hellen Kellered by KingKrule January 2, 2012

Kellered 

To be so drunk that one is unable to speak, see, or hear, such as how Helen Keller was unable to do any of those things.
"Yo man I'm gonna get soooo kellered tonight that I'm still gonna be drunk when I go to work tomorrow."

Hellen Kellered 

When you are getting head, and pull your dick out and cum in the girls eyes. While you're doing this you clap you're hands over her ears (ya know hard enough so she cannot hear for a little bit). Now she can't see or hear, just like Hellen Keller!
Hellen Kellered by Pat Phillips April 20, 2008

kellering 

When a man ejaculates during oral sex in the face of his female partner in the eyes temporarily blinding her like Helen Keller
I she doesnt swallow so when i pulled out i gave her a kellering.
kellering by bigterm April 30, 2014