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what the fuck is a kilometer

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR (GUNSHOTS) (EAGLE CRIES)
"WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER"
"I DONT KNOW"
Word of the Day on September 4, 2024
Often misspelt as kilometer.

The kilometre (SI symbol: km) is a unit of length in the metric system, equal to 1000 metres (kilo: being the SI prefix for 1000). It is now the measurement unit used, officially, for expressing distances between geographical places on land, in most of the world.
John was given a speeding ticket last night; according to the police officer, he was travelling 60 kilometres per hour or km/h, over the speed limit.

The Tagus Bridge in Lisbon, Portugal has a central span of 1.013 kilometres or km.
kilometre by Roger Miles January 23, 2014
a name of japanese origin meaning "to stand under a waterfall of bukkake" His named is derived from the word "ki" meaning "gimme big cock" and "yoma" meaning don't mind my screams while you tear my asshole apart" Kiyomas are usually short, not reaching a height beyond 5'5". They usually are addicted to some sort of narcotic. In japanese folklore, he is known as the god of painful buttsex. Usually seen sporting expensive clothes.
"Dude: i could smoke right now
Kiyoma: want some of maaaaaaah weed?"

"That guy with the rainbow boots is such a kiyoma."

"use some shampoo and wash that cum out of your hair, you don't wanna be a kiyoma"

"order now, and you'll recieve a lifetime supply of kiyoma's bukkake creme"
Kiyoma by lil bro sean February 4, 2010

kiyomikat 

the hottest person in the world. ong tho.
kiyomikat is lowkey actually really highkey my fav moot 😍
kiyomikat by ur_mom.c0m420 December 31, 2021

What The Fuck is a Kilometer

A thing that Americans say because we use the imperial system and not the metric system
WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER?!

kilometers per second

I did so bad on my test I really wanna kilometers per second
kilometers per second by Simon Chiang November 10, 2017
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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