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Slang for the best person on planet Earth, the one who knows Victoria’s Secret, the one who left Kylie on read and the one who can see John Cena. He’s literally the most goated person you will ever know, the best at everything.

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I went to the gym yesterday and I saw Kilome making the treadmills do push-ups.
Kilome by Wikipedia’s Best Friend November 24, 2023
some dumbass your dates your dad a taunts your mom with nudes
kilomo where are you
kilomo by Bonehead5000 February 5, 2020

what the fuck is a kilometer

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR (GUNSHOTS) (EAGLE CRIES)
Often misspelt as kilometer.

The kilometre (SI symbol: km) is a unit of length in the metric system, equal to 1000 metres (kilo: being the SI prefix for 1000). It is now the measurement unit used, officially, for expressing distances between geographical places on land, in most of the world.
John was given a speeding ticket last night; according to the police officer, he was travelling 60 kilometres per hour or km/h, over the speed limit.

The Tagus Bridge in Lisbon, Portugal has a central span of 1.013 kilometres or km.
kilometre by Roger Miles January 23, 2014
A word originating from the Yoruba tribe in Nigeria used largely as a Nigerian word(or slang) meaning, "What is it?" or "What is the matter?"

Pronounced (ki-low-day)
Why are you crying? Kilode?
Kilode by Darnmey May 30, 2011
A word in Yoruba which means "why" or "what is it". Often used if your Nigerian mom is annoyed at you.
I called my mom 9 times to ask if she could make plantain and puff puff so on the 9th time, she asked "KILODEEEEEEEEEE AH?". I then decided at that point that I should hang up because she might get the belt.