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"Kee-wiv"

An absolute idiot (Dumb) usually called Max
"You dumb fucking Kiwiv! Man!"
Kiwiv by Waterismyfavouritefood September 17, 2020
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kiwi shampoo

A "kiwi shampoo" / "kiwi shampoos" is cop-slang for kicking a criminals' head in. Police have to wear shine-able shoes as part of their uniforms, and Kiwi is a popular brand of shoe polish, as well as being a popular scent for hair products . It was made more prominent by the TNT drama "Southland" using the term on several occasions.
The perp hit officer Valazquez in the head with the beer bottle he threw, so he decided to give him a good old Kiwi Shampoo before shoving him in the back of the patrol car.
kiwi shampoo by yaboymd March 7, 2017
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kiwi dinosaur 

A person who brings a single serving food item for themselves at a potluck party.
"Hey guys Manz is bringing the rice to the party right? Yeah he is but he is going to pull a kiwi dinosaur on us and just bring just enough for himself."
kiwi dinosaur by nugeny_x May 13, 2014

Real Kiwi Hours 

The hours between 7 am and 7 pm during which the diurnal meme creature, the Kiwi, frolics spreading life and love , and the nocturnal meme creature, the Isopod sleeps waiting for it's time to herald the night through 7 pm to 7 am.
Person A: "Yo bro, what you doin during Real Kiwi Hours"?

Person B: "Oh I'm just gonna to bill's house and crack open some cold one's with the boys, nothin special"

Kiwicopter 

A teammate in an fps game that either gets you killed or is useless. It can also be the act of dying.
Oh look here comes the kiwicopter.
Kiwicopter by AlphaWolf7spirit October 17, 2017

Kiwi pass 

Kiwis (New Zealanders) are internationally renowned for smoking joints down to the cardboard filter.
A "Kiwi pass" is when the roach is passed on to the next person and results in them burning their fingers and mouths if they try to inhale since there's nothing left.
Brought about because Kiwis smoke 100% pure joints and people from other countries mix their's with tobacco. Thus the very end of joints in NZ are still good but overseas they are less than good.
"What the hell are you passing that to me for, I dont want no kiwi pass!"

kiwishine 

Kiwishine is a type of shiny brown shoe polish to give hairless indians that terrific shine that reflects all light that comes into contact of affected area. This will work well if you are indian and you gamble in hair.
To raid gay bars, the pillager applied some kiwishine onto his smooth, satisfying head to blind all of those around him with the terrific shine.
kiwishine by KiwiShine December 27, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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