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Kiwifruit 

1. Kiwifruit - The original name given to the furry brown fruit with either traditional green or tropical yellow flesh, grown in NZ and exported worldwide.

2.Kiwifruit - Slang for A gay guy who comes from New Zealand
1. Kiwifruit are 99c per Kg at the local supermarket.

2. I'm A Kiwifruit
Kiwifruit by Jellyphant July 25, 2003
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Kiwifruit Sour 

A Kiwifruit Sour can be either:

A) a delicious beer, adjacent to a cider;or
B) the way a male kiwi seduces a female Australian
“Yeah mate, she came over and we shared a kiwifruit sour if you know what I mean”

kiwi fruit 

A small furry fruit from New Zealand. Brown and hairy on the outside, green and seedy on the inside. High in vitamin C with a sharp tangy taste.
Dan: Are you getting some kiwi fruit? They're BOGOF at Sainsburys.
Liz: Get that hairy egg away from me, man!!!

kiwi fruit 

A street name for a drug from the plant Marijuana. Usualy smoked through a bong or rolled in a joint.
Have you got the kiwi fruit?
kiwi fruit by Twattt April 14, 2008

kiwi fruit 

kiwi fruit by Rees Pearse April 19, 2005

kiwi fruit 

Why are you looking at the definition of kiwi fruit? You should know what that is unless you're like foreign or something.
seriously kiwi fruit is reaally basic
kiwi fruit by georgegiraffe May 3, 2014

Kiwi Fruit 

(1) A homosexual man from New Zealand

(2) a delicious fruit from New New Zealand..

There is no area or country named Zealand

In New Zealand they use a different name for Kiwi fruit

In Australia we just believe it is called fruit. Same as Thai, Italian, Greek or Ethiopian, we believe you call it "food" not ' "Indian curry" if you are fromI in

India

So a kiwi "fruit' is fruit.
I gave my girl dinner last night

It had lettuce, ĺamb, baby tomatoes, cheese ,and a little ķiwi fruit

She called me a forugn cuck and threw it in the trash

I even made a nice dressing.

Kiwi fruit
Kiwi Fruit by TheOtherScientist June 11, 2023
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