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kiwiman is a person from New Zealand and is refered to as a kiwiman due to being a New Zealander and a male.
Kiwiman's are a smart species and almost always know what they are talking about. Kiwiman's can tend to get annoyed by certain people of online communitys (see flamin)

Kiwiman's are also (when not annoyed) a chilled out and friendly species and are generally helpful, with some sarcasm every now and then.
Example:
"Hey I was just speaking to a Kiwiman, he was really helpful and was quite funny too"

"Hey, its Kiwiman!"
kiwiman by Anon Kiwi January 15, 2010
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mount kilimanjaroe

This is a place similar to Mount Olympus. But the only difference is, this is the place where the Mount Olympus supervisors have to go when they have fucked up. Think of it as the Boss's boss. As a matter of fact you never ever want to go to this place.
Hey why the hell does the boss have such a shitty attitude today. Oh you didn't hear. The people at the top caught wind of what the fuck is going on down here. So they are calling his ass to Mount Kilimanjaroe. Oh hell that is worse than going to Mount Olympus. Yeah I know man I never want to go to that damn place. I hear they breed asshats up there. Yeah and they have an arsenal of ball bag muskets too.
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Mount KilimanjarJoe 

The portable version of the mighty mountain, this one walks, talks and emits farts all over villages and towns nearby, reaping nasal havoc wherever he steps foot.
"Town smells terrible today", "Yeah it must be Mount KilimanjarJoe, he's been spreading again..."

Kiwiland 

Small enough that no one cares, large enough that the rest of the world has to care. Better than aussie, for such reasons as less stuff to kill you, and more water and beaches. Great place to be.
Chur bro, Wana chup bro? Welcome to kiwiland
Kiwiland by LaFemme October 23, 2013

MOUNT Kilimanjaro 

The act of putting mentos into a girls vagina and then putting Coke into it. Then you wait for it to explode from her vagina and drink the Coke as it sprays out.
I just Mount Kilimanjaroed you girl

kilimanjaro-ed 

A state of extreme mental, emotional and physical incapacitation resulting from the consumption of large quantities of alcohol. See also spannered.
My liver's finished, destroyed...I got utterly kilimanjaro-ed again last night.
kilimanjaro-ed by Geoff Marsh May 27, 2005

Kilimanjaro 

Killing 7 different people in a row with less than 4 seconds in between each kill. Also known as Killimanjaro
Dude, did you just see that? I got a Kilimanjaro!!
Kilimanjaro by klacknow December 18, 2007
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