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my lovely lovely very pretty friend who is so fucking sweet for no reason I love bullying you but I also want to shower you with love and hugs and BGHURijosefhuk ilysm kiss me rn
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Kiwii
Kiwii by Kiwii Imaginary April 5, 2011
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kiiiissssiiiing by Kahdlibber October 20, 2017
kiwi shampoo
A "kiwi shampoo" / "kiwi shampoos" is cop-slang for kicking a criminals' head in. Police have to wear shine-able shoes as part of their uniforms, and Kiwi is a popular brand of shoe polish, as well as being a popular scent for hair products . It was made more prominent by the TNT drama "Southland" using the term on several occasions.
The perp hit officer Valazquez in the head with the beer bottle he threw, so he decided to give him a good old Kiwi Shampoo before shoving him in the back of the patrol car.
kiwi shampoo by yaboymd March 7, 2017
kiwi dinosaur
"Hey guys Manz is bringing the rice to the party right? Yeah he is but he is going to pull a kiwi dinosaur on us and just bring just enough for himself."
kiwi dinosaur by nugeny_x May 13, 2014
Real Kiwi Hours
The hours between 7 am and 7 pm during which the diurnal meme creature, the Kiwi, frolics spreading life and love , and the nocturnal meme creature, the Isopod sleeps waiting for it's time to herald the night through 7 pm to 7 am.
Person A: "Yo bro, what you doin during Real Kiwi Hours"?
Person B: "Oh I'm just gonna to bill's house and crack open some cold one's with the boys, nothin special"
Person B: "Oh I'm just gonna to bill's house and crack open some cold one's with the boys, nothin special"
Real Kiwi Hours by Mr. Meme Connoisseur February 9, 2018
Kiwicopter
A teammate in an fps game that either gets you killed or is useless. It can also be the act of dying.
Kiwicopter by AlphaWolf7spirit October 17, 2017
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