𝘒𝘪𝘸𝘪𝘪

my lovely lovely very pretty friend who is so fucking sweet for no reason I love bullying you but I also want to shower you with love and hugs and BGHURijosefhuk ilysm kiss me rn

𝘒𝘪𝘸𝘪𝘪 is so nice and amazing! Ilysm and i wanna give u a hug! Stop judging my love for cats tho its perfectly reasonable

by mintea11 March 27, 2021

Kiwii

a non-existent god/passion-fruit that frolics merrily alongside his imaginary companion Tofu

OMG, i just hallucinated and saw a kiwii! 8D

by Kiwii Imaginary April 5, 2011

kiiiissssiiiing

kissing for a really long time.

Bill and Linda were kiiiissssiiiing, their braces locked, hi Billlinda!

by Kahdlibber October 20, 2017

kiwi shampoo

A "kiwi shampoo" / "kiwi shampoos" is cop-slang for kicking a criminals' head in. Police have to wear shine-able shoes as part of their uniforms, and Kiwi is a popular brand of shoe polish, as well as being a popular scent for hair products . It was made more prominent by the TNT drama "Southland" using the term on several occasions.

The perp hit officer Valazquez in the head with the beer bottle he threw, so he decided to give him a good old Kiwi Shampoo before shoving him in the back of the patrol car.

by yaboymd March 7, 2017

kiwi dinosaur

A person who brings a single serving food item for themselves at a potluck party.

"Hey guys Manz is bringing the rice to the party right? Yeah he is but he is going to pull a kiwi dinosaur on us and just bring just enough for himself."

by nugeny_x May 13, 2014

Real Kiwi Hours

The hours between 7 am and 7 pm during which the diurnal meme creature, the Kiwi, frolics spreading life and love , and the nocturnal meme creature, the Isopod sleeps waiting for it's time to herald the night through 7 pm to 7 am.

Person A: "Yo bro, what you doin during Real Kiwi Hours"?

Person B: "Oh I'm just gonna to bill's house and crack open some cold one's with the boys, nothin special"

by Mr. Meme Connoisseur February 9, 2018

Kiwicopter

A teammate in an fps game that either gets you killed or is useless. It can also be the act of dying.

Oh look here comes the kiwicopter.

by AlphaWolf7spirit October 17, 2017