Kittenfest
Kittenfest by CATday June 12, 2011
Words you can keep
Kittenfish
When someone looks more attractive in pictures than they do in real life, to the point where you doubt its the same person.
Kittenfish by Thatgirlbutnotjess October 8, 2016
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kittenfishing
Making yourself seem way different than you actually are on online dating websites. Examples would be using photos from a long time ago, exaggerating your skills, talents, hobbies, etc.
The girl's profile picture was from like 10 years ago. Trust me...she doesn't look anything like that these days. Do these people realize how wrong and dishonest this type of kittenfishing is? What a waste of my time.
kittenfishing by PaulyWalnutsNY July 3, 2017
kittenesque
Adorable, cute, saucy and playful. Usually describes a female, or some item of apparel or accessory worn by a female.
kittenesque by Ann-Margaret October 19, 2006
Kittenfishing
A practice used in online dating where an accurate image of oneself is not conveyed through pictures. This is done primarily by:
Exclusion- excluding photos that clearly show what you look like between your feet and shoulders. (all headshots).
Old pictures-pictures that are old when you were younger and in better shape or when one did not have children.
Filters-blurring and skin smoothing.
Camera angles such as high overhead shots.
Color washing - wearing black against a black background or adjusting the brightness to hide facial details.
Crowd hiding- being in a group picture wedged closely between two other people.
Sliming or body shaping undergarments-wearing spanx or girdles.
Exclusion- excluding photos that clearly show what you look like between your feet and shoulders. (all headshots).
Old pictures-pictures that are old when you were younger and in better shape or when one did not have children.
Filters-blurring and skin smoothing.
Camera angles such as high overhead shots.
Color washing - wearing black against a black background or adjusting the brightness to hide facial details.
Crowd hiding- being in a group picture wedged closely between two other people.
Sliming or body shaping undergarments-wearing spanx or girdles.
I met a girl online when I showed up on our first date she was clearly several years older and 30 lbs heavier than her pictures led me to believe. I knew immediately she was kittenfishing but to avoid an awkward situation I still continued the date that ended up costing $120 and about 10 hours of my life between communicating talking on the phone and the date.
Kittenfishing by Webster Jaxburt April 25, 2022
kittenmaster
person 1: kittenmaster is soo cool!!
person 2: who?
person 1: dude, you’re missing out! kittenmaster is the best person EVER!!
person 2: who?
person 1: dude, you’re missing out! kittenmaster is the best person EVER!!
kittenmaster by honeybee_50 July 2, 2021
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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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