Kittenfish 

When someone looks more attractive in pictures than they do in real life, to the point where you doubt its the same person.

She's gorgeous on Instagram but shes a kittenfish.

Kittenfish by Thatgirlbutnotjess October 8, 2016

kittenfishing 

Making yourself seem way different than you actually are on online dating websites. Examples would be using photos from a long time ago, exaggerating your skills, talents, hobbies, etc.

The girl's profile picture was from like 10 years ago. Trust me...she doesn't look anything like that these days. Do these people realize how wrong and dishonest this type of kittenfishing is? What a waste of my time.

kittenfishing by PaulyWalnutsNY July 3, 2017

KitchenFish 

1.) people or persons who are there for you.
2.) people or persons you are there for.
3.) fans of Patty Dayne's music.
4.) antithesis of "bottom feeder."

1.) You know how every party ends up in the kitchen? Well, the "KitchenFish" are the people who actually help you - not just stand there talking - to get 'er done.
2.) If you are one of those people, you know it.
3.) Insightful, gifted, prolific songwriter.

KitchenFish by Hinde Garrison August 27, 2006

Kittenfishing 

A practice used in online dating where an accurate image of oneself is not conveyed through pictures. This is done primarily by:

Exclusion- excluding photos that clearly show what you look like between your feet and shoulders. (all headshots).

Old pictures-pictures that are old when you were younger and in better shape or when one did not have children.

Filters-blurring and skin smoothing.

Camera angles such as high overhead shots.

Color washing - wearing black against a black background or adjusting the brightness to hide facial details.

Crowd hiding- being in a group picture wedged closely between two other people.

Sliming or body shaping undergarments-wearing spanx or girdles.

I met a girl online when I showed up on our first date she was clearly several years older and 30 lbs heavier than her pictures led me to believe. I knew immediately she was kittenfishing but to avoid an awkward situation I still continued the date that ended up costing $120 and about 10 hours of my life between communicating talking on the phone and the date.

Kittenfishing by Webster Jaxburt April 25, 2022

kittenshittin

Your beloved nickname for your cat that takes a shit every morning at the absolute worst time so that you get to enjoy the smell of their horrid stench throughout your morning routine but you still love them anyway so you call them Kittenshittin.

Oh man, Kittenshittin took a real bad one this morning. I literally passed out.

kittenshittin by yourassfartsrainbows October 3, 2016

kittenishness 

used to describe a woman who is mysterious, mischevious and innocent, aka, not a vixen or a tramp.

for instance: The girl in my class has an air of kittenishness about her.

kittenishness by Her Kittenishness September 11, 2006

Kittenish 

Wanting to feel loved/hugged. Wanting attention and cuddles.

"What's wrong? You look a little down." - Boy

"I'm just feeling a little kittenish." - Girl

Kittenish by Krivin May 18, 2009