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A sexy transgender that wears fox ears.
Edward: mm~ your such a kitson~
Ashton: OwO
kitson by woozybuilder June 14, 2021
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Something really fucking cool like mad fucking swag
dude.. that's so Kitson
Kitson by Placie September 24, 2020

David Kitson

An act of good will or gesture. Commonly thought to have come from a transaction in the football transfer market back in 2003 where the now Reading fc player dave kitson was purchased from the Penniless Cambridge united aiding them to go on for one more season.
''dude i saw the scabbiest smelliest tramp the other day so i took him in fed and gave him a bath'' .................... ''Really ??? your so kind that was a real David Kitson Gesture''

OR

''That was a real David Kitson the way bob geldof helped feed all those starving children''
David Kitson by Charity case November 10, 2008
A descriptive swear word that can be interchanged with words such as arsehole, cunt etc.
Person 1) did you see that guy driving at twice the speed limit?
Person 2) yep, what a fucking Kitson
Kitson by Janso April 30, 2014

Niena Kitson 

Niena Kitson is the best person in the world. I love her so much. I wanna spend the rest of my life with her. I would do anything to make her happy. If I was to lose her I would break down completely.
Me: I love Niena Kitson.
Niena Kitson: Why?
Me: You’re funny.
N.K: No I’m not!
5 mins earlier: DUCKS DONT DRINK MILK LIKE THAT
Niena Kitson by Love you Charli xx September 29, 2019

bella kitson 

Bella kitson is a (skank)
Fucks anyones boyfriend

Skank
bella kitson by Hihighi February 16, 2018
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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