The ultimate super-hero, an embodiment of all that is worthy of banter and
legend. A word-
perfect, awe-inspiring, claret and amber
legend of Bingley, the Kitchenator's strengths lie in pulling, swimming, fisting and hole-punching.
Always imprecise, often seen on Tuesdays or maybe Wednesdays, wears a cape with a K on it and black speedos with claret and amber edging and a unique frontal design.
Never to be underestimated especially on the number of pals the Kitchenator has and the power of his magnificent banter.