Kitchenator 

The ultimate super-hero, an embodiment of all that is worthy of banter and legend. A word-perfect, awe-inspiring, claret and amber legend of Bingley, the Kitchenator's strengths lie in pulling, swimming, fisting and hole-punching.

Always imprecise, often seen on Tuesdays or maybe Wednesdays, wears a cape with a K on it and black speedos with claret and amber edging and a unique frontal design.

Never to be underestimated especially on the number of pals the Kitchenator has and the power of his magnificent banter.

Don't fear your BURDS are safe, the Kitchenator is here to save the day, kk.

Kitchenator by The Urban Fox July 8, 2010

kitchentarded 

Having a child in an attempt to save a failing marriage.

Did you hear that Marsha is pregnant again? She's so kitchentarded.

kitchentarded by kitchentarded July 27, 2008

Kitchenating

the act of kitchenating; putting off or delaying or defering an action* to a later time.

*NB That action has not yet been fully decided either.

Nick was kitchenating over his proposed charity swim.

Kitchenating by SoggyMoggy July 8, 2010