Kishy is a mashup of the words squishy and kissable. It is used to describe someone or something that is cute and lovable.

This adjective is generally used to describe one's face. If they have squishy cheeks you just can't resist the temptation to kiss them, the person has a kishy face.

Look at her, she has such a kishy kishy face! :)

kishy by bearbaer February 7, 2013

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Guido Kissy Face

A hallmark of Guido culture. It is the act of making a "kissy face" whenever a camera is nearby, annoying the hell out the picture taker, unless he or she subscribes to Guidoism and approves of such weird facial behavior.

This skill is inherent in the Guido genes, and thought by some to be an involuntary reaction to the sight of a camera. Typically it is accompanied by some hand gesture known only within the Guido culture.

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"Oh my God, Mike is making that damn Guido Kissy Face again! He is ruining all of my pictures!"

Guido Kissy Face by Mang Now! January 27, 2010

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kissphyxiate

(v): To be kissed so much that breathing ceases; typically due to someone seeing you for the first time in a long time and pouncing and kissing you all over. See kiss or kissphyxiation.

Jill: ...and then Jack pounced on me and kissed me till I couldn't breathe.

Miss Muffet: Awww...kissphyxiate.

kissphyxiate by Mistress V of Doyleshire June 18, 2006

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duck face/kissy face

Facial expression related to a lack of friends and self-steem. It is ofen used as a demand of attention.

See also selfie.

I bet that dorky bitch will fill the web tonight with her duck face/kissy face.

duck face/kissy face by D1ego October 30, 2013

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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