SMD's definitions

business casual friday

The day when peolpe at the office wear free polo shirts they got from various software companies.

My favorite day of the week.

by SMD August 21, 2004

svelt

Slim and trim, like the young Prince of Town.

"What's all the comotion about?" said the svelt young Prince of Town.

by SMD May 30, 2004

Bowels of Trogdor

The flagship roller coaster of Mount Ridesplace USA.

Of course, our flagship roller coaster would be called the "Bowels of Trogdor," which would spin you round and around until you either throw up or catch fire somehow.

by SMD June 4, 2004

kissyboots

The Teen Girl Squad's rock band.

Ooncha! Ooncha! One two threecha! We're Kissyboots and it's nice to meetcha! Ooncha! Ooncha! One two threecha! Gonna get a breadtangle of pizza!

by SMD January 29, 2005

st. pauls

A school where any guy can get girls, as long as he is with at least two other guys. It is not uncommon at this school to be hooking up with a girl while your two best friends are watching/participating/jerking off, and for some reason these kids think they are better than everyone else because they go to private school. Congratulations to all St. Pauls kids, you spend fifteen thousand dollar a year on a education that you could get for free at Woodlawn. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go pop my pastel green polo shirt collar and try to grab a boob in the gang bang going on in the other room.

"Hey man, I really want some pussy tonight."
"Yeah, lets go quadteam a girl."

by smd April 24, 2005

Mushy Chamberpot

What they called the Poopsmith in the Castlefunnies because back then it was a form of treason to print the word poop in the paper. Mushy could only speak in word clouds full of commas, which were probably considered comedic gold back then.

I say, Mushy, do you have a pittance for me'self?

by SMD September 4, 2004

Homsar

America's favorite midget Homestar.

Waaaaaaah! WAAAAAAAAH! Think I won the Powerball!

by SMD August 19, 2004