SMD's definitions

Rather Dashing

A peasant wearing short pants who returns from vacation to find his thatch-roofed cottage burninated. He swears revenge and embarks on an incredible journey to vanquish the Burninator (Trogdor) once and for all.

Can one peasant wearing short pants save the countryside from certain burnination? YOU DECIDE!

by SMD August 28, 2004

swarthily

Another word for sincerely, used by Bubs' Concession Stand.

Dear Mr. Bad,
This constitutes your final warning. Please remit payment of three dollars and sixty-two cents, or you will be turned over to a "cut off your toes" -style collections agency.
Swarthily,
Bubs' Concession Stand

by SMD August 21, 2004

the sturge

A rock radio station hosted by the Deathly Pallor (aka Strong Sad).

What's the phrase that pays that plays for days? It's numbitty-nine-oh-two, "The Sturge!" Don't you touch that blabittablow!

by SMD January 29, 2005

business casual friday

The day when peolpe at the office wear free polo shirts they got from various software companies.

My favorite day of the week.

by SMD August 21, 2004

svelt

Slim and trim, like the young Prince of Town.

"What's all the comotion about?" said the svelt young Prince of Town.

by SMD May 30, 2004

Bowels of Trogdor

The flagship roller coaster of Mount Ridesplace USA.

Of course, our flagship roller coaster would be called the "Bowels of Trogdor," which would spin you round and around until you either throw up or catch fire somehow.

by SMD June 4, 2004

Lectric Boots

Electic boots manufactured by Ol' Fatty's. The box says that there are no fewer than eight lights falshing at any time and are whisper quiet. When the boots are plugged in, the lights on the boots do flash, but they make an obnoxiously loud hum. They also suck up a lot of energy, which is probably what "solid state" means.

I just got my new Lectric Boots in the mail today!

by SMD November 13, 2004