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Kismesis 

This is a mash-up of the words 'Kismet' meaning 'fated' or 'destined' and 'Nemesis', which i hope we all know means 'rival' etc
so together, a Kismesis, (or plural, as in 'a pair of Kismeses' taking after the plural of nemesis) is your fated rival; or even, some would say, your Serendipitous Rival. Kismessitude is also sometimes called 'Black Romance' or 'Caliginous Romance' (calidinous meaning misty, dim; obscure, dark) in that it is dark and hateful, so lets not forget the romantic aspect, as in competing with someone so often, tensions run high... including sexual tension (eyebrow-wiggle)
now that you know what a Kismesis is, go get your black-mack on

Antithesis: Matesprit
A lot of people think that Naruto and Sasuke are in fact Kismesis, as not only do they do their best to out do each other at every turn, but they also kissed at least once.
Kismesis by Flarga September 2, 2013
Related Words
Kismo • kismotu • Kimora • kimo • kishore • kimono • kimochi • Kimori • Kimosabe • kishor
Kimona is very special girl, she’s very loving and would do anything for the people she loves. She’s such a paradox. She only falls in love once and when she do she never gets over that person. Kimona is very kind and would give away her last. Kimona likes her own space and doesn’t like to go out. Kimona can be a bit miserable at first but once you get to know her you will fall in love with her great personality and soul. Kimona has such a big heart and sometimes people take advantage of that. But despite what Kimona ever go through she still find time to forgive and carry on with her life. Kimona is also a very beautiful girl.
Kimona loves you forever.
Get yourself a Kimona.
Kimona by Narricistlola November 27, 2018
The definition for a cute female. A really good personality, suuuuuper pretty but for some reason insecure. A very nice person to be around and very rarely ever gets moody and very much not like other girls. Don't expect her to be a Katia or a Shaneequia, she is very talented and super fun all the time! Not to mention she is suuuuuuuper cute with a perfect face.
I really really wanna meet and befriend a Kimoya! They're so cool.. maybe even go out with one (P.S. you can't)
Kimoya by anonymous May 26, 2021
Kishore is one of the sweetest guys u will ever meet! He will always be there for you when your feeling down , he may be rude at times but he will only be rude to people who make fun of people he loves. All of the people who has the name kishore will be the most luckiest person because anyone with the name kishore will find a very loving and beautiful girl. Kishore’s can’t stand when they see someone they love feel sad or is made fun of , he will always help there loved ones out! He’s superrr cute and has a great personality!
Look it’s kishore!
Kishore by Ilovekishores December 23, 2018
"kishor = god"
everyone : agreed
kishor by PinkMist01 March 9, 2020

Kimocrates 

The hottest male asmr streamer alive. Slightly homo, but his viewers accept him the way he is. He uses a cumsock as a popfilter and has two phones, a flip phone for the hoes, and a iphone for the stream. Instead of real content, he reads chat and "replicates" bob ross paintings in minecraft. Although this is not real content, it is very original and funny. Often times, a Kimocrates will say sad, bob, or dewnken.

Kimbobbing: The art of creating bob ross paintings in minecraft.

I recommend following him on twitch and subscribing to him on youtube @Kimocrates.
He must be Kimocrates because he is a master crafter.
Kimocrates by dewnk December 3, 2018
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