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Fuck you, Kishimoto!
Kushina: I was teh second Kyuubi Jinchuuriki!
Naruto: HAX!!!
First Hokage's Wife: And I was the first!
Naruto: OMGWTFBBQ!!!
Kishimoto: ROFLCOPTER!!!!
Readers: Fuck you, Kishimoto!
Naruto: HAX!!!
First Hokage's Wife: And I was the first!
Naruto: OMGWTFBBQ!!!
Kishimoto: ROFLCOPTER!!!!
Readers: Fuck you, Kishimoto!
Fuck you, Kishimoto! by BaconFerretFTW!!! December 7, 2010
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Kishimoto
To kill off a villain in your fiction, either right after turning them into a good guy or before revealing that they actually were working for the side of good all along (usually meaning they were a spy, watching the real villains from the inside of their evil organization.)
This word originates from the name Masashi Kishimoto, the author of the popular manga series Naruto
This word originates from the name Masashi Kishimoto, the author of the popular manga series Naruto
Kishimoto by Namahagetecno June 20, 2008
Masashi Kishimoto
Super awesome genius behind the wonderful anime/manga Naruto, a golden seiries only a true asian can turn out.
Masashi Kishimoto by Freud January 3, 2005
Kenji Kishimoto
Kenji Kishimoto by dilfkishimoto November 9, 2021
Masashi Kishimoto
The author of the popular manga series "Naruto". Beloved and worshipped by many Narutards for his manga / anime Naruto, however he's heavily criticized by Narutards for killing off many of their favorite characters in Part 2 and was forced to "revive" them with his infamous "plot no jutsu" after receiving many death threats from Narutards.
During Part 1 Naruto
Narutard#1: Masashi Kishimoto sama is a god! Naruto is the best manga ever!!
Narutard#2: I Agree!
*Part 2 Naruto*
Narutard#1: Omg did you see how Sasuke survived against Deidara's explosion? When will Kishi stop sucking Sasuke's dick?
Narutard#2: If Kishimoto dares to kill of Hinata and Kakashi I'll stop watching Naruto, buy a plane ticket to Japan and slit his throat!
Normal Naruto readers: .....
Kishimoti is also a victim of Narutards, not only normal Naruto readers.
Narutard#1: Masashi Kishimoto sama is a god! Naruto is the best manga ever!!
Narutard#2: I Agree!
*Part 2 Naruto*
Narutard#1: Omg did you see how Sasuke survived against Deidara's explosion? When will Kishi stop sucking Sasuke's dick?
Narutard#2: If Kishimoto dares to kill of Hinata and Kakashi I'll stop watching Naruto, buy a plane ticket to Japan and slit his throat!
Normal Naruto readers: .....
Kishimoti is also a victim of Narutards, not only normal Naruto readers.
Masashi Kishimoto by mangareader July 12, 2009
Masashi Kishimoto
Masashi Kishimoto by MistaBuck October 20, 2009
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