Kirkel 

Pulling a kirkel is the act of using a cough drop to pleasure a female orally. Many different types of cough drops may be used such as cooling, numbing, and even in some cases medicated.

I pulled a kirkel last night and drove my wife wild.

Kirkel by TKO255 December 12, 2023

Arthur Kirkland 

Arthur Kirkland is the human name of the character "England/UK/Great Britain" in Hetalia Axis Powers.

Arthur Kirkland is England's human name.

Arthur Kirkland by Chibi Romano December 4, 2013

Arthur Kirkland 

English gentleman whose tsundere levels are off the charts. You don't want to mess with his magic or cooking. Definitely not the cooking. He can burn cereal. Just...Don't. He's become a bitch and proud. He will tell you to use the queen's english and you can refer to him as the United Bloody Kingdom. He will call you a twat, git, wanker, and more but you shall respect his tea-loving ass and union jack bandana. Matters related to independence make him sick and who knows what happened to his eyebrows? At times he can make us laugh and at others he is a cinnamon roll that we all love.

-Who's that with the union jack guitar?
-My, well that's Arthur Kirkland.

-Are those-?
-Iggybrows? Yes, yes they are.

Arthur Kirkland by gAH I need a life January 30, 2018

Kirkland Drymount 

A Kirkland Drymount is where someone in Costco intentionaly or non-intentionally rubs up on you or someone else. Usually when its busy and jam packed with people.

"Dude, I just gave this really smokin hot chick a Kirkland Drymount at Costco today when I was shopping in bulk with my Wife."

"OMG! This guy just gave me a Kirkland Drymount, omg look, that one over there, the balding one in the bomber jacket torn jeans and platform boots. Yeah, I feal so violated... I think I'm gonna cry..."

Kirkland Drymount by Anonomystical March 18, 2009

Kirkley's Law 

In any given situation where it is possible to express an emotion or an opinion, someone is going to be an asshole.

Person 1: "Guys Stephen Hawking just died"
Person 2:"Aw man for real? Rest in peace!"
Person 3:"Now he knows there is a God"
Person 1: " Perfect example of Kirkley's Law asshole"

Kirkley's Law by MountainGenerator March 14, 2018

Kikelist 

A Jewish cyclist.

Jeff: "Wow, did you just see that kikelist ride by us."

Kevin: "Yeah, he almost looked like Lance Armstrong, except that his nose was even bigger."

Kikelist by Darryl Strawberry Shortcake September 23, 2014

kirkulated 

Sounds vibrating around your skull as you sit there in silence despairing over the vows of life

Greg sat as he was kirkulated by his friends

kirkulated by Gregypooh July 13, 2023