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kingswag 

kingswag defines the specific type of swag associated with a baller, and or a person of royalty or more specifically kings. Those who have kingswag generally don't give a fuck about surfs, taxes, other countries, jesters, bitches, school, the environment, spending gold, killing the innocent, and bitches. Also, those who have attained kingswag earned it through: being the heir to the throne, killing a king, banging princesses and queens, being the juggernaut bitch, having enough money to buy enough people that you can create you own basketball league and name all the teams the Lakers and name all the players Kobe Bryant.
surf 1: look at that rich mutha fucka buying up all the land and taking all the bitches
surf 2: hey! that's my wife! come back here bitch!
king: get the fuck off my land you broke sons of bitches! I'm the juggernaut bitch, go make me a sammich
surf 1: you vile mutha fucka you took everything from us
king: you better shut the fuck or imma take your feet nigga
surf 2: this guy doesn't give one fuck about shit, his kingswag has consumed him
king: take those nigga's feet, imma put them on a chain
surfs: ah fuck, run!
king: hahahahaha! i'm the baddest mother fucka in the universe, you can't stop me
kingswag by king of ballin June 19, 2013

kingston ohio 

A lower class paradise populated by a bunch of mindless slobs with snot on their upper lips and drool dripping from their lower lips, with no purpose in life beyond their next forty and package of bath salts. residents are frequently seen at the JFS office in Chillicothe, looking for a handout. work is anathema to a true-blue kingstonian.
Bubba: "Heyyy, mannnn, les' go ta Circleville, mannnn, pick up a couple of crackhead ho's and party hearty, mannnn!"

Brad: Yeahhh, mannn, goood ideearrr, mannnn! We'll be the envy of every goober in town,mannn!

Actual kingston ohio lingo, man!
kingston ohio by icewolf July 22, 2012

Kingston-upon-Thames 

A great town in SW London, not in Surrey as someone else wrote. in fact, it hasn't been in Surrey since 1965, when they created Greater London. Has Kingston University, many good shops, pubs, and several large nightclubs. And the river Thames, of course. This is particularly popular with drunken students of a weekend in summer, who either sit beside it at one of the many riverside pubs, drinking, or, fall in and drown, or catch Weil's disease from the water coming from the sewage works farther up the Hogsmill river, which convieniently joins it near the aforesaid riverside pubs.
Did you you get accepted into Oxford uni then? No, but even better, I'm going to Kingston-upon-Thames!

Say for your 21st, let's go to Oceana in Kingston!
Kingston-upon-Thames by Musical Man December 30, 2010

Kinstagram 

A community on Instagram filled with people who kin fictional characters. A lot of them are delusional and claim to be delusional themselves. They usually have a Carrd, a Rentry, or Txties (separate websites) on their page to explain who they are, who they kin, what illnesses they have, their triggers, who they don't want on their page (aka a DNI list), and etc.

The community is pretty mixed with normal people who are just there for the fun of it, and toxic people who glorify mental illness, spam gore content, dox people, harass people, etc. They can also be racist, homophobic, etc. believe it or not…

Kinstagram accounts are also usually spam accounts, which are mostly private. They post about their day, their thoughts, their friends and/or lovers, and their favorite media and characters. They're also known to vent on their accounts as well. They also post Tag Posts.

TLDR: Kinstagram is a community on Instagram filled with people who kin fictional characters and people who think they are existing fictional characters in real life. The Kinstagram community is infamous for being pretty toxic and unhealthy.

This topic definitely deserves more attention from the public as it encourages bad things and can ruin one's mental health. - A former Kinstagrammer
"I made a new friend the other day! They seem pretty cool, but I gotta be careful. They're on Kinstagram!
Kinstagram by whatamaroon March 11, 2023

kingtastic 

I had a kingtastic day.
kingtastic by carloss August 23, 2007

Kofi Kingston 

Man that pop for Kofi Kingston winning the title at Wrestlemania was huge
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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