Kingstanding 

Piss poor town in Birmingham where a variety of townie shit heads live. Breeding ground for no-hopers.

Man: Kingstanding is a shit place to live.
Townie: Lend me five pence or I'll fucking spark you out, matey.

Kingstanding by LUEser February 20, 2004

Kickstanding 

The act of rolling over in bed, after having sexual intercourse, and keeping your body from falling over with only your erect penis.

Guy 1: Wait why couldn't you lay are your stomach last night?
Guy 2: Cause I was kickstanding, bro.

Kickstanding by Wags101 October 18, 2011

Kingstoning 

Something that Kingston does.

"It's Kingstoning time."

Kingstoning by KlarkJar May 31, 2024

Kingstoning 

"Kingstoning" is a slang for Masturbating or masturbation the person who is "kingstoning" aggressively tugs on the foreskin with one hand with a mean/angry look on their face.

I'm kingstoning to you so badly right now to a picture of you.

Kingstoning by Kaiser the wilhelm July 19, 2024