2 definitions by king of ballin
sharkied defines the instance when all of the people around you stop listening to what the fuck your saying and start dissing you to your face. used often to ignore and shame annoying friends that talk about random shit that has nothing to do with anything.
Bob: guess what guys i got a nice cushy job stacking boxes, for a pizza place
Jim: good job bro
Dave: that's awesome can you hook me up with some free shit
Sean: do you ever wonder why cats and dogs never get along, i mean there both animals, why all the hate
Bob: shut the fuck, no one cares about that shit go kill yourself
Jim: yeah man, you should just kill yourself, everybody's life would be so much better if you where dead
Dave: i hope you drown in your bath tub you punk ass bitch
Chris: dang you just got sharkied, mother fucker
Jim: good job bro
Dave: that's awesome can you hook me up with some free shit
Sean: do you ever wonder why cats and dogs never get along, i mean there both animals, why all the hate
Bob: shut the fuck, no one cares about that shit go kill yourself
Jim: yeah man, you should just kill yourself, everybody's life would be so much better if you where dead
Dave: i hope you drown in your bath tub you punk ass bitch
Chris: dang you just got sharkied, mother fucker
by king of ballin July 5, 2013
kingswag defines the specific type of swag associated with a baller, and or a person of royalty or more specifically kings. Those who have kingswag generally don't give a fuck about surfs, taxes, other countries, jesters, bitches, school, the environment, spending gold, killing the innocent, and bitches. Also, those who have attained kingswag earned it through: being the heir to the throne, killing a king, banging princesses and queens, being the juggernaut bitch, having enough money to buy enough people that you can create you own basketball league and name all the teams the Lakers and name all the players Kobe Bryant.
surf 1: look at that rich mutha fucka buying up all the land and taking all the bitches
surf 2: hey! that's my wife! come back here bitch!
king: get the fuck off my land you broke sons of bitches! I'm the juggernaut bitch, go make me a sammich
surf 1: you vile mutha fucka you took everything from us
king: you better shut the fuck or imma take your feet nigga
surf 2: this guy doesn't give one fuck about shit, his kingswag has consumed him
king: take those nigga's feet, imma put them on a chain
surfs: ah fuck, run!
king: hahahahaha! i'm the baddest mother fucka in the universe, you can't stop me
surf 2: hey! that's my wife! come back here bitch!
king: get the fuck off my land you broke sons of bitches! I'm the juggernaut bitch, go make me a sammich
surf 1: you vile mutha fucka you took everything from us
king: you better shut the fuck or imma take your feet nigga
surf 2: this guy doesn't give one fuck about shit, his kingswag has consumed him
king: take those nigga's feet, imma put them on a chain
surfs: ah fuck, run!
king: hahahahaha! i'm the baddest mother fucka in the universe, you can't stop me
by king of ballin June 19, 2013