Kings moment

When the los angeles kings hockey team outshoots their opponent only to lose anyway

Man we’re outshooting them 25-11 and we’re losing 3-1? Kings moment

Kings moment by Brendan_Lememe March 1, 2022

King Moment 

1) The opposite of a Bruh Moment. Used to describe times when a man exemplifies the virtues of confidence, extreme charisma, and power.

2) An ironic term to describe a man who is completely fucking up but isn't even aware of it.

1) Theodore Roosevelt finishing a speech after getting shot in the chest was the biggest King Moment in US history

2) Jeff wore a cape to work and tripped on it. King Moment.

King Moment by Baldorf October 9, 2019

burger king moment 

When you’re in the car and you feel it comin’ fast, so your only choice is to pull into the nearest Burger King parking lot and make a mad dash for their sub-par bathrooms.

Anna: Hey Becky, I’m not feelin’ so good. Can we pull over fAST?
Becky: Oh NO, you’re not having a Burger King moment again, are you?

burger king moment by grittylover2002 November 8, 2019

DON KING MOMENT 

Many talented people are very smart and good at what they do.Unfortunately they're very dumb about everything else...especially money.Don King knows this about fighters when he walks them into a conference room...has an assistant
open a briefcase with 100grand in it...and tells the fighter it's his as an advance for signing on with him.You've never seen that much money before.Of course-as your career takes off-you begin to realize that his "management fees" make the taxes look small.This does'nt just happen to atheletes.

Bill Gates...or Terry Semel...or Barry Diller...wants to "take a meeting"with you.He offers you 100 million for your company ...and "total control" before you even sit down. You try to avoid choking on your coffee.All those years in your cubicle at 80 grand a year.Of course you bite...and watch helplessly as you find that "total control" means you can leave work early on Friday.His henchmen then take your baby and turn it into a multi-billion dollar market leader...or more likely destroy
it before it destroys them.Classic DON KING MOMENT.

DON KING MOMENT by L.MARTIN February 3, 2006

King Moment 

The equivalent of "down bad," someone who is depressingly horny.

Kalon: That girl's picture got me acting up, almost smash my school's PC.
Joseph: Ohhh, King Moment.

King Moment by Yours truly, McChad January 15, 2021

King kas Moment

When You type anything (facebook status, comment, text message) and forget to spell check what you wrote. Any sentence that leaves you baffled and you have to fill in your own blanks to understand it.

"I aggexrvf hate me Tgedfttf is a king kas moment"
"Let go cuz is about tim for the party to start is a king kas moment"
"a King kas moment is I think concrete and stats deserve another stats...I still hate these classes"
"I can explain it to you nest timeI see u bit is super easy and it help u on your taxes because you a practical self employed king kas moment"

King kas Moment by African Cobra April 24, 2013