King's Row 

"King's Row" is an expression that means everything is going really well as much as it is a way of saying you, the speaker, appreciate the other person whom you are addressing.

It is not a reference to the 1942 movie directed by Sam Wood that featured Ronald Regan. Ann Sheridan, and Robert Cummings.

It has originated among snowboarders, skiers, and locals along the California/Nevada border in the Tahoe Basin.

George Grey: "Hey, how's it going?"

Oscar Pistorius: "King's Row, King's Row...(mate, man, buddy, friend, amigo, brother, sister, etc)!"

King's Row by thingoneandthingtwo February 14, 2012

King's Barrel 

1. The last of a personal luxury substance soon to be consumed.

2. The last bowl of chronic or hydroponics.

We're down to our last bowl of chronic. Sound the trumpet, it's time to smoke the King's Barrel.

King's Barrel by Jules McGerven March 10, 2009

The King's Throne 

It's the place where the king reigns, and passes judgment.
It's also commonly understood to be the toilet!

Alternative wordplays may be doing number 2, or send some faxes.

Man, I gotta go to the king's throne right now!
If not I'll shit in my pants!

Even though it will be funny to see you shit your pants, the king's throne room is that way!

The King's Throne by Fukaface! November 13, 2011

King's Mile 

An arbitrary unit of distance, so called because of the legendary pub crawl/race of the same name, performed by 6th form leavers of KCS Wimbledon. The King's Mile is the distance from the first pub (The Prince of Wales), to the last (The Crooked Billet).

Unfortunately, there are many potential routes from start to finish, leaving the ACTUAL value of a King's Mile unclear. To confuse the matter, the competitors in the pub crawl are often a bit tiddly by the end of the race and thus have, so far, neglected to note the distance they have traveled.

(King's boy to the landlord of The Prince of Wales):
"What ho, fair publican - could you inform me of the distance to the Crooked Billet from this fine establishment?"
(Landlord):
"Aye, sonny - thar be a King's mile ye have ter toil, and it be yonder up yon hill."

King's Mile by Guy Woodward April 10, 2007

King's Pleasure

King's Pleasure is when you're taking a dump, getting head, smoking a blunt, and drinking a beer all at the same time.

Yo I was mad trashed at this party right, and this girl was feeling my style, so I was talking to her and somehow I convinced her to give me a King's Pleasure, and bro, it was amazing.

King's Pleasure by Kyle Goyette May 14, 2008

a king's ransom 

a significant amount of money; a small fortune

"Purchasing that Rolls Royce Silver Shadow will doubtless cost you a king's ransom, especially via the installment plan!"

a king's ransom by Polo October 14, 2006

king's ransom 

A metric shitload of money.

Jimmy made a king's ransom selling blow-up sheep with Derek Jeter faces at the Yankees game.

king's ransom by Nick D May 15, 2005