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Kimani is the best girl you’ll ever meet. She’s smart, beautiful, athletic, and has a great personality. She’s loyal, even though it may take her a while to loosen up too you, once she loosens up she’ll make you happy everytime you see her. Her hugs are great and her kisses are amazing. She has big soft lips and beautiful brown eyes. Highly attractive and talented. You’ll never want anyone else once you meet a Kimani.
Person: You know of Kimani right?
Person 2: Yea man she’s the most amazing person you’ll ever meet. I might have a thing for her
Kimani by Queenkay1132 December 15, 2018
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the greatest guy you'll ever meet. may have alot of flaws but you can talk to him bout anything and i mean anything. over protective. taller than you. but still the best friend or boyfriend. may think he tough and what not but you just have to be the one to put him back in his place. kimani is a uni-sex name. personally i have never met a girl named kimani but from experience with a boy named kimani, you would really want to know one.
Person #1: you saw what kimani did ?
Person #2: no.. damn i wish i did. he's so cool

Person #1: i know.
kimani by hahahaiammenotyou December 3, 2010
Kimani is a fun loving girl who will break her back for family or friends. She remains loyal to people she lost touch with. She is beautiful, funny, talented, hard working, and wild.
"There go kimani goofy self."
Kimani by Kimmy050400 March 13, 2017
Kimani is a badass nigga. He dont give a fuck about what people think. N he be on his demon shit. He thurl and he a loyal. Niggas named Kimani just different. Every knows who he is and what he about. Kimani a finesser
"Ayo that nigga Kimani just finessed the fuck outta 12."
Kimani by floridawaternigga March 9, 2021
Kimani is a smart male that will always surprise you with his knowledge most likely has Africkan origins and will be proud of it, but dont be misled he will have you gasping for air with his fantastic sense of humor, but of course let's not forget about his massive cock oh yeah it's freaking huge.
Kimani is so funny.

Kimani has a huge cock.

Kimani is a God of sex.

Kimani is always there for you.
Kimani by Bop bip May 31, 2020
A badass chick, very energetic and a blast to be around. Sometimes found lurking through the woods, in a tent or dancing her ass off on the dance floor, she mesmerizes those around her with her badass dance moves.
Look kids! There's a Kimani on the dancefloor! Be quiet we don't wanna scare her away!!!
Kimani by twistlock December 3, 2010
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