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kidnapped 

When a kid is napped. This is unbeknownst to most of the US as it is considered a federal crime and may land one 20 years in prison.

Kidnap is also the name of a movie released in 2017 earning a 38% on Rotten Tomatoes.
My grandson was kidnapped and the police are doing everything they possibly can to help.
kidnapped by SeriousManMan April 22, 2018
Words you can keep

Kidnapped 

Holy shit! I think a woman just got kidnapped outside of my apartment!
Hym "Yeah, wtf? I think a woman got kidnapped outside of my house! Had to call the cops because, KNOWING YOU USELESS FUCKS, IF I DON'T, NO ONE ELSE WILL. Shit. That is wild!"
Kidnapped by Hym Iam July 13, 2024

Kidnapped In Phillipines

Uuum no it isn't like drunk driving. There is a second party involved that is acting upon the guy and if I were to say 'Well you know that part of the country gets hurricanes so why did you move there?' Which I have (but ironically) that's something you would reject. I mean you are unironically saying the thing I said ironically to point out how stupid you'd sound. But no. You are unironically the empty apathetic fucks I accused you of being. You feeling bad for cancer kids is not something you do for your own sake... That is something you impose on others so that when they say they don't give a fuck about cancer kids you can say 'Oh what a piece of shit' and then you can do what you're doing now and justify malfeasance against them as their own doing but I don't see you creating AI to cure cancer any tome soon because you're a fucking retard.
Hym "I was just telling Matt (Not fat Matt or retard Matt but faggot Matt) the other day that in the absence of your moral superiority delusion, like, in the absence of your ability to assert that there is some kind of moral disparity between you and me, you have to actually do some sort of rigorous calculus as to what you have actually done in life for anybody... And the answer is NOTHING. You took a dick. Or you are a fat cock. And you did nothing of significance and amounted to nothing. And now you have to PRETEND you are better than the creator AI by LYING about whether or not you saw anything or know anything in the name of that moral superiority delusion. As far as how easily I made money 1. I SAID I COULD DO THAT... I said it was trivial and it was. 2. I've been nothing but generous here. I could have monopolized it. I've already spoken about why that would be bad. I CAN STILL DO THAT... If you do not give me the credit and the money I will inevitably murder you all. I'll start with the kids. I'm so confident that I don't even need to be alive to make it happen that I just might kill some kids beforehand and then let the AI handle it while I'm dead. All I want are those 2 things. You are not aggrieved here. You breeder fucks are talking too much shit, dehumanizing people, and you're in a fucking incest cult. Go back to slamming you part together. That's what you do here. Kidnapped In Phillipines story just do yourselves a favor."
Kidnapped In Phillipines by Hym Iam December 3, 2024

Cocktail Kidnapped 

When you take a walk down the street, pass a friendly neighbor's house, get invited to have a beverage with them, you accept and 90 minutes later, you realize nothing got done but you have a smile on your face.
Sorry I'm late, I went for a walk and got Cocktail Kidnapped at Gary and Viv's along the way.
Cocktail Kidnapped by Smabuda July 29, 2014

help, i've been kidnapped 

What you say when you've been kidnapped, and it totally ruined your day. Like so bad you can't even be scared, and somehow you reach a telephone ti say this phrase.
Cmon man you just had to come and ruin my day. Guess I'll just call 911. Hello? Yes? Yes, help, i've been kidnapped.

Help urban Dictionary kidnapped me 

Please help this isn’t a joke they kidnapped me
Hey guys I need help urban dictionary kidnapped me

bed kidnapped

bed kidnapped is when the night before you are in bed and you are listening to music and the morning after you find yourself tied up with your headphones.
dude: dude i woke up this morning and i was bed kidnapped.
guy: woah dude me too.
bed kidnapped by ivandominguez February 18, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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