kidnapped 

When a kid is napped. This is unbeknownst to most of the US as it is considered a federal crime and may land one 20 years in prison.

Kidnap is also the name of a movie released in 2017 earning a 38% on Rotten Tomatoes.

My grandson was kidnapped and the police are doing everything they possibly can to help.

kidnapped by SeriousManMan April 22, 2018

Kidnapped 

Holy shit! I think a woman just got kidnapped outside of my apartment!

Hym "Yeah, wtf? I think a woman got kidnapped outside of my house! Had to call the cops because, KNOWING YOU USELESS FUCKS, IF I DON'T, NO ONE ELSE WILL. Shit. That is wild!"

Kidnapped by Hym Iam July 13, 2024

Kidnapped In Phillipines

Uuum no it isn't like drunk driving. There is a second party involved that is acting upon the guy and if I were to say 'Well you know that part of the country gets hurricanes so why did you move there?' Which I have (but ironically) that's something you would reject. I mean you are unironically saying the thing I said ironically to point out how stupid you'd sound. But no. You are unironically the empty apathetic fucks I accused you of being. You feeling bad for cancer kids is not something you do for your own sake... That is something you impose on others so that when they say they don't give a fuck about cancer kids you can say 'Oh what a piece of shit' and then you can do what you're doing now and justify malfeasance against them as their own doing but I don't see you creating AI to cure cancer any tome soon because you're a fucking retard.

Hym "I was just telling Matt (Not fat Matt or retard Matt but faggot Matt) the other day that in the absence of your moral superiority delusion, like, in the absence of your ability to assert that there is some kind of moral disparity between you and me, you have to actually do some sort of rigorous calculus as to what you have actually done in life for anybody... And the answer is NOTHING. You took a dick. Or you are a fat cock. And you did nothing of significance and amounted to nothing. And now you have to PRETEND you are better than the creator AI by LYING about whether or not you saw anything or know anything in the name of that moral superiority delusion. As far as how easily I made money 1. I SAID I COULD DO THAT... I said it was trivial and it was. 2. I've been nothing but generous here. I could have monopolized it. I've already spoken about why that would be bad. I CAN STILL DO THAT... If you do not give me the credit and the money I will inevitably murder you all. I'll start with the kids. I'm so confident that I don't even need to be alive to make it happen that I just might kill some kids beforehand and then let the AI handle it while I'm dead. All I want are those 2 things. You are not aggrieved here. You breeder fucks are talking too much shit, dehumanizing people, and you're in a fucking incest cult. Go back to slamming you part together. That's what you do here. Kidnapped In Phillipines story just do yourselves a favor."

Kidnapped In Phillipines by Hym Iam December 3, 2024

Cocktail Kidnapped 

When you take a walk down the street, pass a friendly neighbor's house, get invited to have a beverage with them, you accept and 90 minutes later, you realize nothing got done but you have a smile on your face.

Sorry I'm late, I went for a walk and got Cocktail Kidnapped at Gary and Viv's along the way.

Cocktail Kidnapped by Smabuda July 29, 2014

help, i've been kidnapped 

What you say when you've been kidnapped, and it totally ruined your day. Like so bad you can't even be scared, and somehow you reach a telephone ti say this phrase.

Cmon man you just had to come and ruin my day. Guess I'll just call 911. Hello? Yes? Yes, help, i've been kidnapped.

help, i've been kidnapped by TheMustardMan47 March 28, 2019

Help urban Dictionary kidnapped me 

Please help this isn’t a joke they kidnapped me

Hey guys I need help urban dictionary kidnapped me

Help urban Dictionary kidnapped me by Rio Ranger October 19, 2020

bed kidnapped

bed kidnapped is when the night before you are in bed and you are listening to music and the morning after you find yourself tied up with your headphones.

dude: dude i woke up this morning and i was bed kidnapped.
guy: woah dude me too.

bed kidnapped by ivandominguez February 18, 2011