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Just got kidded so hard when the boss called and said, "I need you to come into work right now."

She kidded you so hard when she wouldn't let you touch her butt.

Work called, you're kidded again.

Called work back and said, "sorry i've had too many beerzzzz i cant come in." Kidded the s*%t out of them.
kidded by bigf06kingboys April 21, 2017
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kidded down

When your in MIDLIFE just HAD KIDS and realize your TIED DOWN to the house bc of multiple reasons ....
HEY LEROY CAN U PLEASE SWING BY THE LIQUOR STORE AND GRAB ME MY USUAL TITOS....? .... I'm KIDDED DOWN over here with the twins and can't make it out , it's a real hassle "?

Fat Kidded 

When one is socially shunned by various groups of peers. This parallels the "fat kid" that no one ever wanted on their kick ball team in elementary school.
Wade: "Haha, matt was pwnd! No one wanted him in their group."
John: "He was totally fat kidded."
Fat Kidded by Wad3 March 18, 2008

KidDeath1995

KidDeath1995 is a viral tiktoker that goes by the rap name Lil Flamingo. He was one of the pioneers on soundcloud rap posting his first song on soundcloud 2014 under the name WingZz Knarleyy... he did not receive traction musically online until 2016 when he releases a leaked version of his song "Bandz Up" featuring Lil Uzi Vert... KIddeath1995 tiktok currently is sitting at over 75,000 followers and growing daily.
"Did you see Kiddeath1995 tiktoks on your fyp? They're fire"
KidDeath1995 by TeenXBaby February 9, 2022
What you call you cat's kittens when you never had your owns kids
My kiddens sleep for two hours after dinner, but then they chase each other all around the house and play fight
kiddens by Guns for Jesus October 21, 2017

Kidderminster 

Concrete block substitute for a town. Makes nice carpets.
Kidderminster carpets. The perfect fit every time!
Kidderminster by the_neognostic October 20, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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