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The fat fuck who is big cock and massive brain. They say his intellect will never be matched because he is a very phat man in everything.
Khyton
Khyton by RedXKiller40 May 15, 2020
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Kyton is sexy af and will always be able to get the girl he wants. He’s kind and talented with a smile that can make your heart melt. He’s depressed but can still make others happy. He has the best sense of fashion when it comes to impressing someone.
I met Kyton in a store and i fell in Love.
Kyton by maybeasoftboi April 15, 2020
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the most awesome thing ever. equivalent to chuck norris
That cheesecake was kayton!
kayton by Doghairr October 8, 2008
1) (n) A drink concoction of everything left over at a party into shots

2) (n) A deadly fever that results from excessive drinking and bad habits

3) (v) To pick up the prettiest hunnies on the face of the earth

4) (adj) to love limes uncontrollably

5) (v) to fuck a bitch raw
1) After the party we took tequila, 151, jager, and everything else we had left over and made kaytone shots.

2) I drank so much this week that i caught the kaytone, i think im going to die.

3) I kaytoned on the boardwalk today, the girls were bangin'.

4) The plump little boy was so kaytone that he wanted lime juice on everything.

5) Who needs condoms? I kaytoned that bitch.
Kaytone by CHANDLER Bender August 6, 2009
Keyton is a vaginal slayer with a meaty dick for the homies.
Woah that's keyton watch out for his cock.
Keyton by Lavontedeville November 23, 2021
a martial art form of accidental expression involving a woman hitting a man in the balls
She totally kaytoned him

Dude, she pulled such a kayton last night
kayton by hungry_alpaca January 24, 2022
A Kryton Head Bastard!
A Head like kryton off the series red dwarf!
Kryton by Jefferson Cockeye January 16, 2004
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