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A person originating from India, but moving to Africa, likely Tanzania or Uganda, and these so called "Africans" are Khojas.
Brown man 1: Hey where are you from
Brown man 2: Im from Tanzania.
Brown man 1: But how can you be African your brown?
Brown man 2: Im Khoja.
Brown man 1: Ooooooo.
Khoja by freshprince45 May 16, 2011
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When a niggerfaggot gives head and eats fried chicken at the same time.
Ewe why are you giving me a khoja?
Khoja by RizL. April 4, 2017
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Kojaking 

The art of parking your car directly outside the building you wish to enter.
That was nicley kojaked.
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"Khomaniac is an awesome song bro!"
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‘Kooja’ (adj.) is used to describe a friend, mainly a friend(s) that you are close to. The word originated from a roblox username that me and my friends thought was unusual and funny.
‘What’s up kooja?!’
Heyyy koojas’
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To drive straight into a parking space, improbably available right outside the place you were headed, even though this is normally totally impossible to do.

The 70s television detective Kojak routinely did this in every episode, parking in front of the courthouse, the police station, the trendiest nightclub in town...anywhere.
I went shopping last night and was expecting a lot of trouble parking, but I found a space right in front of the shop. I kojaked!
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kojacked 

Kojacked is a verb in the past tense, meaning to have purchased something at a higher value than it is really worth.
I just bought some buds and didn't realize I had been kojacked until I got home.
kojacked by PimpMax June 22, 2009
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