Keystones

A test that is taken in some high school classes in Pennsylvania. AKA: Keystone Exams

Teacher: Today we will be taking the Keystones and PSSAs.
Students: Seriously! We have to do PSSAs and Keystones!

Keystones by Daugh March 20, 2021

Keystone Shit 

The keystone shit holds all the other poop in place. Once the keystone poop falls, the entire doo-doo infrastructure will eventually follow. The keystone is the densest shit and thus requires the most attention and concentration.

Sweating on the toilet, I put on the Led Zeppelin song "When the Levee Breaks" and waited for the keystone shit to drop.

Keystone Shit by asthmaticdan October 20, 2015

Keystrokes

In normal circumstances, keystrokes is describing the act of typing something using a keyboard.

However, on the internet, specifically Gelbooru and other hentai picture sites, it's caught on as a meme*. It's used by members who are presumably masturbating to said pictures, and since comments can't be posted with fewer than three to four characters, they just either post "keystrokes" in all caps or many times.

It's used similarly to "fap" in this regard, which is the onomatopoeia for masturbation.

*A meme is a fad almost always exclusive to the internet that very quickly grows insanely popular.

-Any hentai picture.-

Anon1- KEYSTROKES

Anon2- Keystrokes keystrokes keystrokes

Anon3- Fapfapfapfap

Keystrokes by InqAlice December 11, 2011

keystone nacho 

When a plate of loaded nachos is delivered, the "keystone nacho" is the nacho chip that, when lifted from the platter, pulls the largest amount of toppings from the plate at once. The person who pulls the keystone nacho is hated, respected, and envied by all others at the table.

Comer found the keystone nacho and in one moment, he got the best bite of the whole dang plate!!

keystone nacho by Glamrockster December 11, 2016

Keystrokes

When your one word comment is top notch perfection, but rule 34 tells you "a few more keystrokes would actually be interesting".

Instead of adding more to your comment, adding the word keystrokes, or multiple, is the way to go.

You: "Boobz gud"
The site: A few more keystrokes would actually be interesting...
You: "Boobz gud keystrokes keystrokes"

Keystrokes by Didsomebodytakethisname April 30, 2021

Keystone Kops 

term used to describe an inept group of people for their mistakes and/or lack of coordination and/or inability to get things done. Comes from a series of silent movies made by the Keystone Film Company between 1912 and 1917 about a group of incompetent policemen and their various escapades.

I don't know about you, but in the past few years, it seems to me that every time there is a major crisis, the government runs around like the Keystone Kops!

Keystone Kops by y0ur l3ft nut May 24, 2010

keystone brownout

A rancid, liquid bowel movement after drinking too many Keystone (or Stones for short). Usually starts with a Questionable Fart or two, followed by rumbly in the ole tummy.

Then, the victim experiences a few convulsions, perhaps even a full blown seizure. Then all hell breaks loose, with a violent powerful ass blast with the consistency of Spackle or paint. The victim then angrily vows never to drink Stones again, but usually succumbs later on.

Gordon stopped by his apartment to get just a little taste of some crack. He quickly freebased a few hits, gobbled a few Loratabs, and slammed 16 Keystone light beers.

He was eagerly anticipating the toga party with hot co-eds. He changed into his white toga and went on his way. About halfway to the party, he experienced a Keystone Brownout in the car and had to terminate his plans.

keystone brownout by Jrubadub March 27, 2012