The keyster bunny is the lucky prisoner who goes on work furlong or gets a pass for a family emergency. He then shoves all the drugs he can find up his ass and then gives them to his buddies back in the slammer.
Everybody feels its easter, but the eggs came from the keyster.
Everybody feels its easter, but the eggs came from the keyster.
by Withheld for your protection February 11, 2007
Man, this prision sucks! I wish the keyster bunny would come through with an ass load of drugs n stuff.
by Plate Lunch December 13, 2018
One who puts a bag on over their face and shoots meth into their anus. Especially if it’s on Easter. And goes around stealing everything in sight.
Fuck, someone stole my wal-mart sack. Prolly gonna put it over their face. I hate the keyster bunny.
by Slushdogg February 02, 2025