Keybotard 

21st Century London term (originated from a typo) for someone who has a total inability to type correctly for whatever reason, usually inebriation.
Hybrid of the words 'keyboard' and 'retard'.

MSN messenger conversation:

-So Lndoon rlues, dosn't it?
-Yeah. Dude, you're a total keybotard today, what's the deal?

Keybotard by lia March 29, 2005

Keyboard Crust 

The stale finger, dick, body crust your find in between the keys on a keyboard.

Bobby: Hello, IT Support! Yeah, apologies for all of the Keyboard Crust. I've been using my work's laptop to watch porn

Keyboard Crust by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Keyboard Condom 

A silicone protector that prevents crumbs from getting into the keyboard. Normally it is removable and washable.

dude your Keyboard Condom is getting pretty dirty, maybe you should clean it.

Keyboard Condom by Always uses a keyboard December 20, 2012

Keyboard Tapper 

An white collar worker worker who spends their day in an office doing little else than tapping at a keyboard all day. The work is monotonous, pointless and without any meaning

I heard George got a new job at a big corporate company as a Keyboard Tapper

Keyboard Tapper by mangled August 9, 2021

keyboard boredom 

The act of typing in all the letters of the keyboard in various orderly patterns, and then entering the result into a search engine. Notable patterns are qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, and plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq. This most notably done by people with office jobs, or those who have way to much time on their hands.

Almost all those who have worked in an office have experienced at least some degree of keyboard boredom.

keyboard boredom by Tad Strange December 16, 2015

Keyboard phrase

n. Something that is caused by pressing letters on a keyboard in some orderly way.

My favorite keyboard phrase is qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.

Keyboard phrase by Carbona Ramone April 20, 2021

mashing keyboards 

The act of participating in "cyber-sex", that is the depiction of sexual content through the medium of a typed conversation on an internet chat room or online role-playing game. A very common occurrence in MUDs or anonymous chat sites, roleplaying as a person other than oneself is expected though not strictly mandatory. Masturbation involving one or both parties during the event is not unexpected.

While performed inside of online roleplaying games, it is not uncommon for the player characters to form a relationship within which the characters routinely cyber-sex each other as if they were in a "real life" relationship.

Many times in these relationships the players behind the characters will form emotional romantic bonds, possibly culminating in a romantic relationship outside of their cyber-sex medium. Just as often however are people fully capable of forming zero emotional connection with their online partners, even despite the heavy romance between their characters.

I logged on like it was going to be a normal day but when I saw my character's wife just crafted a new sexy dress we started mashing keyboards like there was no tomorrow.

mashing keyboards by Papa Dwarf September 4, 2016