Keybotard

21st Century London term (originated from a typo) for someone who has a total inability to type correctly for whatever reason, usually inebriation.
Hybrid of the words 'keyboard' and 'retard'.

MSN messenger conversation:

-So Lndoon rlues, dosn't it?
-Yeah. Dude, you're a total keybotard today, what's the deal?

by lia March 29, 2005