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Keyboard King 

Someone who can only talk shit online and makes excuses as to why they won't say their insults through voice and/or video chat.
Troll: Hey fat fucking retard. You gonna kill yourself now or later?
Normie: shut up you keyboard king.

Troll: LMFAOOOOO THIS FUCKING LOSER!!!
Normie: You wanna talk in call or video since you're typing your mouth away?
Troll: Nah I'mma laugh at how ugly you are lmfaoooo.
Normie: point proven. keyboard king.
Keyboard King by ScarletSteed March 2, 2020
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Key-board-king

A boy, turned to man only from the power of his key board. Mighty words from someone behind a screen. Yet in person is very silent as if the screen time never accursed.
Robert sanders is the key-board-king
Key-board-king by Top G three December 10, 2022

keyboarding 

A medieval form of torture.

In its modern incarnation, the keyboarding victim is placed within earshot of a piano student doing finger exercises and practicing musical scales.

Keyboarding always outperforms more modern, physical forms of torture such as water-boarding. Spies trained to withstand physical torture always crack under the strain of keyboarding.
“AAAAAH!! That kid next door keeps practicing musical scales!

I can’t take it anymore.
We’ve got to move someplace where there are no pianos!! AAAaaaaah!

That realtor said she could make us sell. Hurry… get her on the phone while I keep my ears covered!
Yes. Yes. We’ll sell now. Yes… you can have a 20% commission! Aaaaaah! Make it stop! Whatever you want… just stop the keyboarding.

STOP the KEYBOARDING!!

AAAAAaaaaaaa…”
keyboarding by pianocheater April 14, 2014

Keyboarding 

The worst Highschool class ever conceived by man.
I'll be in the best mood ever, but then I have keyboarding and I leave miserable.
Keyboarding by Kazkid8 March 28, 2007

101st Keyboarding Brigade 

The 101st Keyboarding Brigade is a derogatory term used for people on the Internet who support the recent occupation of Iraq but are unwilling to join the military to participate in the occupation. Markos Zúniga, the author of the Daily Kos blog, coined the term.
"The 101st Keyboarding Brigade know that the Internet is serious business!"

keyboarding 

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Using a keyboard to arrange letters and symbols in an attempt to keep the mind alert and the muscles toned. The keyboard is mostly used for this purpose by members of the older generation.
When Flons was young and he still had control over his bodily functions, he was a dynamic skateboarder. In his twilight years, he finds keyboarding a suitable substitute.
keyboarding by Blayne September 23, 2005

keyboarding 

smashing the keyboard
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keyboarding by IAmAWat March 24, 2020
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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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