Kevlard

The thick layer of fat underneath the woefully inadequate body armour worn by the average Gravy SEAL. Provides additional protection from imagined 'enemy fire' in the event of the Civil War they fantasize about daily.

Did you see the Kevlard on Bubba over there? That's got to easily be enough to absorb a 30.08.

by flapjackboy July 20, 2024

Kevlar Neck Gaiter

A metaphorical badge of loyalty usually referenced as an item of travel gear when visiting a good friend in a tight spot.

“I’m visiting my buddy in the Army next week but he’s stationed at a pretty wild post, you know, murders, kidnappings, war brides, that kind of thing; so, I’ll definitely be packing my Kevlar neck gaiter.”
“Jesus, where’s he stationed, Fallujah?”
“Nah, Fort Bragg.”

by Tin Hat Kippah December 9, 2020

Kevlar

the material used to make bulletproof vests

his kevlar vest stopped the bullet from killing him

by ShinDragonZ April 4, 2003

kevlar

Material that is actually nylon streched very thin, which makes it much tougher. Used in everything from bullet-proof vests to gun stocks.

I only where about ten layers of kevlar. I hope that can stop a shotgun blast.

by Galloping Ghost June 13, 2005

kevlar boxers

Protective clothing worn around scorned or man hating women.

Shes pissed dude, better break out the kevlar boxers if you go home tonight.

by Lester Burnham August 4, 2005

kevlar

1. A material used in bullet-proof vest.
2. A crappy first boss in TRUE CRIME: NEW WORK CITY (spelled 'Kev-Lar').

1. "If it wasn't for this Kevlar, I'd be dead by now!"
2. "Jesus Christ, Kev-Lar's a stupid fucking character. I'm glad Marcus blew his fucking brains out with an Uzi."

by John Peplow, a.k.a Comrade 47 March 2, 2008

kevlarretard

one such person who claims to be too cool for insults

christina is a kevlarretard because she can't stoop to our awesome level of insults.

by Samantha July 21, 2004