Keventh rhymes with Seventh, but with a K. A type of vegetable with a square head the size of a large television. A “dad joke” creator that laughs like Salacious B. Crumb (Jaba the Hutt’s pet). The child no one asked for or wanted. Has never pleased a woman and probably never will. Delusions of grandeur abound, a great poet only in their own mind! To know a Keventh is to know pain and sadness. Being a vegetable, Keventh is androgynous.
To cook a Keventh you need to beat it on concrete for 8 hours and then boil it another twelve, this allows it’s head to soften up.
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Someone who makes you happy no matter how down you may have been feeling. Someone who sticks by your side no matter what. A Kevenshan will be the most perfect friend for you and make you feel like you are the only person who matters, like it's you two against the world together. You could never ask for a better friend than a Kevenshan.
If you have ever wondered what the most perfect human beings on Earth look like, look no further than a Kevenshan! These people are elite in every aspect, outside and in. They are gorgeous, tall, built, and can even be hired as a personal bodyguard.
As a person, a Kevenshan is sweet, caring, adorable and charming. They will never fail to make you smile, and will never hesitate to try. Some believe these humans are in fact angels from heaven itself, and there is a lot of proof to back these claims.
Kevenshans love you endlessly, but once you grow attached to them, you will love them more, no matter how much they want to deny it.
If you have ever wondered what the most perfect human beings on Earth look like, look no further than a Kevenshan! These people are elite in every aspect, outside and in. They are gorgeous, tall, built, and can even be hired as a personal bodyguard.
As a person, a Kevenshan is sweet, caring, adorable and charming. They will never fail to make you smile, and will never hesitate to try. Some believe these humans are in fact angels from heaven itself, and there is a lot of proof to back these claims.
Kevenshans love you endlessly, but once you grow attached to them, you will love them more, no matter how much they want to deny it.
"That guy is such a Kevenshan! He's kind, supportive, and just overall perfect! I couldn't ask for a better friend!"
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