Ketul 

A bright individual with much talent.
Naturally cute , can be hot, and always ends up rich.

A charming person that works hard chasing what he dreams.

Awww, he is so cool, such a ketul.

Ketul by nameloaded June 20, 2011

Ketul 

Not too bright, likes the longhoes and eats like a damn bird.

"you don't wanna talk to that guy, he's a Ketul."

Ketul by LSUtiger October 25, 2008

Ketul 

Famous rockstar on sound cloud, known for having more than one girl at a time. Goes by the saying, "If her age is on the clock, then she ready for that cock. Cookin up some spicy memes like he cookin that curry.

Your dick is as big as Ketul

Ketul by Asian_Daddy_69 October 26, 2017

Ketul 

Give a wedgie to a Desi

Ow, did you just ketul Ankit? That must've hurt!

Ketul by deadbug December 1, 2009

Kettledrums 

When a women refers to her breast in a descrete manner

" Try being silent when some bloody great beast bites you in the kettledrums!"

Kettledrums by L. Linton August 24, 2018

Kettlethorpe High-School

Kettlethorpe High-School is apparently one of the best public schools in Wakefield, according to OFSTED.

When visiting 'Sketty-Ketty' ,as the locals call it, you will have the length of your skirt checked immediately by a bald fella' who has been accused of noncery on multiple occasions, he will then proceed to take your planner by force, regardless of the fact if you don't have one; as is the way of Gaz Mellor.

The school is riddled with wannabe chavs and roadmen that will head to the local area known as "Fag-end"to chain smoke cigarettes to give the early onset of lung cancer, as it is trendy within British culture.

SHIT AND PISS EVERYWHERE IN THE BOYS TOILETS I TELL YA!!!!!

Sketty-Ketty is pro'er filled with chavs, wouldn't want my kids going there.,

Garreth Mellor is a fat nonce.

Kettlethorpe High-School is rarted

Kettlethorpe High-School by Mr Hunter's Left Ankle February 22, 2019

Goddammit Joe Keteles 

A phrase said when emotional music plays on a radio or in a movie. This phrase may also be used to refer to a guy/girl making foolish decisions when it comes to their love life.

Goddammit Joe Keteles, stop making out with Emily. Goddammit Joe Keteles, Tonight by FM Static is on the radio again!!!

Goddammit Joe Keteles by Datishat June 7, 2019