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Kettleman City, California. The junction of Interstate 5 and State Route 41. In-N-Out Burger is the most notable landmark.
Gordo: Make sure you get at the homey in Kettles! We got some Moon Stuff and Water comin' through! Can't let that load get popped!

Twisted: Don't worry about Kettles, Carnal. Chacho is on it. Just drop that shit at the In-N-Out!
Kettles by ZXY&ABC July 28, 2019
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daaaaamn, those kettles
Kettles by jjno3 January 17, 2011

Kettledrums 

When a women refers to her breast in a descrete manner
" Try being silent when some bloody great beast bites you in the kettledrums!"
Kettledrums by L. Linton August 24, 2018

Kettlethorpe High-School

Kettlethorpe High-School is apparently one of the best public schools in Wakefield, according to OFSTED.

When visiting 'Sketty-Ketty' ,as the locals call it, you will have the length of your skirt checked immediately by a bald fella' who has been accused of noncery on multiple occasions, he will then proceed to take your planner by force, regardless of the fact if you don't have one; as is the way of Gaz Mellor.

The school is riddled with wannabe chavs and roadmen that will head to the local area known as "Fag-end"to chain smoke cigarettes to give the early onset of lung cancer, as it is trendy within British culture.

SHIT AND PISS EVERYWHERE IN THE BOYS TOILETS I TELL YA!!!!!
Sketty-Ketty is pro'er filled with chavs, wouldn't want my kids going there.,

Garreth Mellor is a fat nonce.

Kettlethorpe High-School is rarted

Goddammit Joe Keteles 

A phrase said when emotional music plays on a radio or in a movie. This phrase may also be used to refer to a guy/girl making foolish decisions when it comes to their love life.
Goddammit Joe Keteles, stop making out with Emily. Goddammit Joe Keteles, Tonight by FM Static is on the radio again!!!

Burp in the kettle 

An act of defiance on the last day of a job whereby you burp in the kettle.
I hated my job at AGA so much that on my last day I just had to burp in the kettle.
Burp in the kettle by Beanius September 11, 2014

the pot calling the kettle black 

a situation in which one person criticizes another for a fault they have themselves
Ernie accused me of being selfish. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black!