Kettle face 

Kettle face-The Results of a kettle attack. The Face is so battered it resembles the print of a kettle.

Youve been kettled.

He was smacked with that kettle, hes got a kettle face.

Kettle face by Mr-Simmas August 21, 2009

Tea Kettle Face

Insult that has a mysterious meaning. This meaning is nearly unsearchable as it is a securely guarded secret.

Brandon called Andrew a tea kettle face. Melissa googles but cannot find any information about this mysterious insult.

Tea Kettle Face by KeeperOfInsults September 22, 2012

Kettleface 

The face a person pulls when they are disappointed with something that life has thrown at them.

See also kettled

Dawn really wanted a gin, so she pulled the kettleface when she was handed a glass of water.

Kettleface by ynnuB July 25, 2011