A skip licker is a person of below average intelligence and bodily hygiene. Possible traits of a skip licker is greasiness of the hair and a munted face.
She licks skips the skip licker.
Kettle face-The Results of a kettle attack. The Face is so battered it resembles the print of a kettle.
Youve been kettled.
He was smacked with that kettle, hes got a kettle face.
A chimp bandit is a person who steals chimps/apes/monkeys and eventually falls in love with the anthropod. And/or eats the chimp afterwards.
I swear I saw a monkey in his pocket, he is a chimp bandit.