Kettinger 

Kind of an astronaut, kind of to the earth guy. Choose this person to travel to distant worlds and come back safely.

Last weekend me and Kettinger explored the mysteries of dualities.

Kettinger by Gallinger February 8, 2021

Kensinger 

To brutally beat the life out of an individual until they get a massive concussion and get sent to the hospital after they cheap shot you in a fight.

I once got really mad at this kid and ended up Kensingering him.

Kensinger by Joe Smellerton October 15, 2011

Oettinger 

A German import beer available in Australia, notable for its outrageously cheap price and high alcoholic content.

Student: "Dude, Oettinger is great!"

Anyone else: "This shit is awful"

Oettinger by alfonso_c April 21, 2010

Kettner

A kind and caring person who is liked by many and has no trouble making friends or winning over girls.

Oh you are dating Kettner, I love him

Kettner by Just some kids having fun August 20, 2019

Pettinger 

Noun - A maker and seller of pottage, a thick soup or stew. I couldn't believe it either, but I knew someone with that surname, surprisingly, perhaps, I found out what it meant before they did.

A pettinger is a maker and seller of pottage

Pettinger by AKACroatalin September 30, 2020

fettinger

any individual on the spectrum

Yup we had him tested and he is a Fettinger

fettinger by Eberhardt June 17, 2018

Kellinger 

Sweetest girl ever. Very short but has a big personality. Great sence of fashion.

Tonight I'm going to be a kellinger

Kellinger by First doooo November 11, 2018