Ketchup'd 

When you cause damage in an multiplayer game to another player and see the blood come out of them, but either the server or the game itself doesn't register it as actually damaging them. Said word is to imply that the person being shot is wearing ketchup packets as armor.

I keep getting ketchup'd in this because of the bad hitreg!

Ketchup'd by babzai April 22, 2021

ketchup dick 

Derogatory term for a volunteer Fire Fighter.

Also known as a KD.

This explains the volunteer Fire Fighter who returns from his bi-yearly trash can fire and spends the next 2 hours talking about how fucking cool he is for slaying the dragon and saving the day. He then masturbates to such an excess that his dick turns bright red and starts to bleed.

A KD will drive a large red pick up truck with a light bar and sticker of fire fighters in the rear window.

A KD will wear a Bat belt of pagers, radios, flashlights, knives, CPR pocket mask, ext…

A KD will have several tattoos of fire fighter themes

That dudes a ketchup dick look at his big truck with the light bar.

ketchup dick by The Sweet Dragon September 26, 2010

Ketchup diarrhea 

The water-like red substance that sometimes occurs in a ketchup bottle when you haven't shaken it before pouring it on your plate.

Oh no, I poured ketchup diarrhea all over my freedom fries! Darnit, I should have shaken the bottle.

Ketchup diarrhea by Treklemmer April 26, 2010

Ketchup Dick 

A firefighter that masterbates excessively until the tip of his penis turns bright red causing it to bleed profusely. Usually occurs after a fire conference or a high rise fire alarm. The KD will then spend the rest of the month talking about “what if” scenarios and have excessive, almost appropriate, hero fantasies. A KD has more than three fire stickers in his truck window. The KD usually knows he is a KD. The KD incorporates the word ‘brother’ in every sentence. The typical KD owns a set of irons aka tools.

Mike Johnson is such a fuckin’ Ketchup Dick.

Ketchup Dick by Ketchup Dick Fireman September 19, 2018

Ketchup Drool 

Thin, yellowish, disgusting liquid that exits the Ketchup bottle before the actual thick ketchup gets out.

Shake your ketchup bottle before putting it in your fries to avoid the Ketchup Drool !

Ketchup Drool by lamamidetupapi June 1, 2015

Ketchup Dimensional 

Having tru love and devotion for all things ketchup and ketchup on all things. Others may tell you that you need to broaden your horizons, try BBQ or tartar sauce for once, but you ain't havin it. Ketchup on your burgers, nuggets, fishsticks, hot dogs, buns...anything you could possibly eat in a lifetime.
If you're slackin on your snackin you betta Ketchup on your game, holla back!

Friend: Dude, fish sticks and ketchup? Are you serious? Here, have some tartar.

Other friend: Hell no man, gone ketchup dimensional, I'm seein red son.

Friend: Shit man, that's love.

Other friend: Word

Ketchup Dimensional by ceejayrun April 2, 2009