Noun: What you call someone who is being clumsy, foolish, or absentminded. This person likely gets their fingers covered in the ketchup they dip their fries in.
John: Shouting at his Fortnite friend that got knocked by fall damage. "What're you doing Ketchup-Fingers?"
by Its Shatter September 5, 2018
When one attempts to finger a Woman who, unknowingly begins her period so when you remove your fingers it looks like you dipped them in ketchup.
by RRRRRRRAAAAAAIIIDDERRRRRZZZ April 5, 2018