Cracksaw

A violent or disturbing parody of something
his smile was crooked and demented, his face a cracksaw of how it used to be
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Ketchup Fingers

When one attempts to finger a Woman who, unknowingly begins her period so when you remove your fingers it looks like you dipped them in ketchup.
Man I was with my girl last night and she gave me a bad case of ketchup fingers.
by RRRRRRRAAAAAAIIIDDERRRRRZZZ April 05, 2018
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Oakland Raiders

The Oakland Raiders are a rising team in the toughest division in football with the exception of the San Diego Chargers. With a prized young QB in Derek Carr the Raiders are back in the Superbowl conversation.
Daughter: Dad I need a synonym for win
Dad: You should use the Oakland Raiders
by RRRRRRRAAAAAAIIIDDERRRRRZZZ April 07, 2017
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