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To rape young toad spawns and then to mutate into a toad!
"Oh my god what is he doing, oh no he's a Kervig someone save those toads!!"
Kervig by Iam Nebjamin October 7, 2008
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Kermigrue describes residual cheese, being any form of cheese left behind on a cutting board, knife or plate. It may describe the cheese left behind on a cheese grater, cheese that is stuck to a cheese knife, or bits of cheese that have fallen on the floor. Kermigrue may describe residue from soft and brittle cheese alike. Kermigrue may describe little bits of feta floating in an empty container, or hardened melted flecks of cheese affixed to a piece of cutlery. Kermigrue is not particularly desirable.
"Oh, I'd better sweep up all that kermigrue."
kermigrue by tetriot July 19, 2012
Related Words
Kervig • Kerrigan • Kerigan • Kervin • kerigen • kerjigger • Kervis • Kerig • kerighan • kerigma
Kervin is a athletic person. The name originates from Haiti. Usually the person is very smart, and thoughtful to people they know. They can be very dramatic at times
That Boy/Girl is very Kervin like...
Kervin by Jason book August 4, 2020

Kerligirl13 

"Kerligirl13" (a.k.a. Jessi Slaughter, Powerword: Jessica Leonhardt) is a severely disturbed preteen camgirl and potential Maury guest, who is prettier than you, has more friends, and more people like her. She doesn't give a fuck. She also wants you to have AIDS and to pop a glock in your mouth and make a brain slushie. She also seems to be a total Know Your Meme n00b, due to her knowledge of several memes. She is also the latest and greatest target of tumblr's and 4chan's ire, with 4chan currently posting over 9000 threads an hour dedicated to her as of July 17, 2010. Only Boxxy has gotten this much attention previously, and we all know how that turned out.
Kerligirl13 : Ello Im Jessi Toxic Slaughter. I Can Be A Bitch In The Ass If I Want To. Im Scenekore And Its Siq! Im Bi. I ♥ Pandas! I LOVE The Band Blood On The Dance Floor! Im Taken By Mah Lovely Death Matt. I Listen To Techno, Raver, Crunkcore And Screamo. Im In A Band Called Girls Get Druged! I Party Till I Pass Out And I Fuck Till I Bleed. Im Meh and Only Me I Cant Be Tamed.
Kerligirl13 by RDisher July 19, 2010
A man with an extremely sexy body. Often holds a job that requires the removal of his shirt. A monster in bed due to his enormous cock.
Girl #1: "See that hot stripper over there?"

Girl #2: "Yeah, why?"

Girl #1: "That's definetly a Kerig!"
Kerig by CowTipper December 9, 2008
This kerjigger'll find the source of the interference.

Futurama - I, Roommate
kerjigger by HattieMcDoogal May 9, 2010
Baddest Mother Lovers,
big muscular black dudes who don't like to be picked on and gets their shit done, and when they get a girl in the bed they don't want them to be able to walk away and/or wants them to limp the next day.
that girl isn't walking right she must have been with a Kervis

You know she was just Kervised.
Kervis by eskimoman1 October 4, 2011
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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