Definitions by crayonmeltingrat17

kerploomped 

The aftermath of getting stoned out of your mind to the point of euphoria and being couch locked. Similar to the feeling of being extremely, disgustingly hungover.

"girl I am absolutely not going out I smoked to much and I'm fucking kerploomped"

kerploomped by crayonmeltingrat17 July 31, 2024