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I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene 

Phrase used to verbalize just how much you don't want to do something
I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than to have to your mom out again!

Kershner 

1. stubborn , bullheaded

2. sweet , funny, loveing , amazing lover , faithful, strong mentaly and physically , never gives up
1. man that person always has to be right . they are being such a kershner !

2. he is such a kershner in the bedroom
Kershner by ilovehimlots0906 February 3, 2010

Kerosene 

Kerosene is fuel. Red bull is fuel. Kerosene is red bull.
Kerosene by dolanders May 17, 2019

kerosene 

A fuel commonly used in lamps and heaters, derived and refined from petroleum.
Cary poured some kerosene into the heater and warmed the charming whorehouse.
kerosene by JiggaJim March 24, 2003

krishneel 

Hot sexy beast Coolest guy around
Gentleman
A VERY HOT gentle man
Did i mnetion hes sexy
well he is
will stand up for what is right
Yo man did you see that guy defending that beautiful girl. He's a total Krishneel.
krishneel by Anonyyyyyyy October 21, 2008

kerosene kid 

A shock video of a young boy burning a live baby

Baby cam footage of a 7-10 year old boy walking into a babies room with a small bottle. The boy proceeds to pour the liquid (likely lighter fluid) from the bottle all over the baby. He then uses a lighter and lights the poor thing on fire. Then he steps back and the video ends after 2-ish more seconds. All of this while "Ave Maria" is playing.

I remember watching this bullshit when I was like 12 and I cant find it since. If you do find it DONT WATCH IT!
Jesse: hey remember the kerosene kid?

Walter: why the fuck did you bring that back to my memory. after remembering that I wish I was the baby.

Jesse: AAAAAVVVVVEEEEEEEEEE MARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAA!!!!
kerosene kid by Definitionary October 21, 2022